Well. I was the 'lucky' one. Mr KD4 has passed the baton on, so here we go.
Quiet at the back, peasants.
1. What brought you to the Rebels MB?
Im a 'returner lol'. High Queen Sav of Rebeland recommended the MB to me in an msn conversation many a moon ago. I was a part timer really, posting every now and then, turned into a lurker for ages, and then re-registered in late december.
2. What is Your favourite/Least favourite Leeds moment?
My least favourite moment was when Smith moved to Them.
I completely fell out of love with football, stopped caring really. For me, he was always the one footballer who would give his heart and soul to win at any cost, whilst doing a 'Le Tiss' and playing for the love of the fans and club rather than the money. When it turned out he was just like the rest of the money grabbing, greedy, overpaid shits, I just stopped being bothered.
My favourite moment was beating Deportivo in CL. Me and a friend in a pub full of Scum fans, all of em arranged to come watch the game to see us get 'hammered' and we played out of our fucking skin.
3. Do you have any dreams you would like to achieve? If so what has got in the way or reaching that goal?
I want to live and work in America. Im 21, I have decent qualifications and Im waiting for a few more years of experience, then im gonna start sounding out employers.
I aint holding my breath, but with a bit of luck, you never know.
4. Family excluded, What is your most prized possession?
Ahem. My Shed.
Im not a material person, i own a necklace bought for me for my 18th, and that is probably the only thing I have with true sentimental value. My Shed, however, was a labour of love. Somewhere in my teens, I decided that to be a real man, you have to have built a Shed, and it gave me such a sense of completion when it was finished.
5. If you were to hold a dinner party for 6, which other 5 people would you invite and why ? They can be alive or deceased.
Jon Heder - A truly brilliant man, I would love to have an insight into how he 'ticks'

Shane Warne - Best Bowler Ever. And a fat, smoking, piss head. Legend!!!

Jack Dee - Cant have a dinner party without the worlds funniest man!

Ian Holloway - THE perfect dinner guest, surely?

Scarlett Johansson - Well, I need someone to, erm, talk to, when they others are admiring my shed!!!

hubba hubba
6. You have a free 72 hours to do whatever you chose, money no exception, How would you spend the time?
I would watch a Baseball game at Cellular Field.
I would watch a Day of Test cricket at Sabina Park, involving England.
I would Walk the Inca trail to Machu Picchu. Id have to start near the finish though, it takes 4days!
Go to Amsterdam and sample the local 'herbs'. Get so stoned I forget the 72hrs are up, and carry on spending!
7. Tell us 6 interesting facts about yourself.
I hold the record for 'Pickled Egg' eating, wthout taking a drink, in the 'White Horse', at 17 eggs.
I am missing the end of my right index finger after a machine ate it at work.
I despise political correctness.
I woke up in Turkey with a tattoo and no recollection of getting it.
I once set a man on fire. It was a crazy accident, but it was my fault. (He is perfectly fine btw!!!)
No one beleives me, but I don't drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes.
8. What in your opinion was the best era for Music ?
80's. No shadow of a doubt. 90's were good when britpop was in its pomp, with oasis/blur/pulp going at it, but apart from that they were mostly shit. gimme some electrosynth lol
9. Is there any subject you consider to be taboo, so would never discuss on the Forum?
No. As long as something is argued/discussed rationally, then i see no reason to not talk about anything. All issues get raised and talked about at some point, it just usually takes a massive media story to start the topics.
10. Youre on Room 101(wheres Mal & Wicky) sorry private joke... What 5 things/people would you want to put in there?
Jade 'fucking' Goody - There are no words that describe this disgrace of a 'human??' The horrible, ugly, minging waste of oxygen makes me want to burn my telly, using her severed head as a match.
The entire judicial system - Which is pathetic. Life should mean life. Prison should not be a luxury. I have seriously decided, that if i lose my job and everything goes tits up, im turning to crime, because life behind bars is so fucking cushty at the minute. Also, 90% of the judges should be chucked in there too, with the stupidly lenient sentences, for repeat offenders especially.
Christina Applegate - I hate this woman for no apparent reason. I really dont know why I dislike her so much, but I do.
Dave Law - You might know him as 'Jude'. He deserves to go in here on the basis of that. And he is a complete twat.
Admiral insurance adverts - Other than that oops rude word goody, surely the most annoying thing on television ever. That rough looking butch bloke crying about his insurance makes me mad as a frog being prodded with a straw.v b