The mantle has fallen on me to answer now. Please be nice, i'm not that interesting. Well i'm alright if you get to know me, but I can never think of what to say when I need to.


1.If you could be any superhero or action figure who would it be and why?

I am partial to the X-Men, I pull off a good Wolverine with the sideburns. Will try and get a pic put up when I get home. The man also takes no shit and heals really quickly which I imagine is useful when being a superhero. Chicks dig him too, so in a way he is just like me anyway.


2.If you could have been at one event in world history what would it have been and why? You can be involved but cannot alter the event or outcome.

Fantastic question! I love history and this is near impossible for me to answer because there are so many moments that I would have loved to witness. Washington’s crossing of the Delaware river on Christmas day in the dark of night to mark the turning point in the War of Independence would be one.

Really into ancient history as well though, so maybe something like the Trojan War (see what really happened and just to find out who actually fought in the War if even there was one!).

If I had to choose one though it would be the battle of Thermopylae. 1million Persians against only 1,000 Greeks! Ave it!

3.Do you have a habit or superstition that other people find funny/odd/downright bizarre?

I have loads! I’m a right weird bastard me! I think I’m a bit obsessive compulsive, I have to tap my fingers a certain amount of times, I do this regularly through the day. I guess most people don’t notice and just think I’m tapping randomly, but oh no! Milgod has to stick to the right amount/way of doing it. I also walk across three drains at a time whenever I see them.


4.What was the best thing you saved or worked for and bought yourself as a child?

Sonic 2. To this day one of the best computer games of all time. I was always quite shit at saving up money though, usually spent it quickly on a new hot wheels or magazine.


5.As in other peoples threads, who would be your 5 guests at a dinner party and why?
I guess it would change every time think of it, but here are 5 I wouldn’t say no to –

-Charles Barkley – Sporting icon to me, and would certainly spice up an evening, never holds his tongue. The man was also a beast on the court. There is no way that he should have been able to do the things he did with his physical attributes.
-Abe Lincoln – Would be great to speak to the Greatest President about trying to re-unite a country. Also he has a cool beard.
-Ron Burgundy – Will Ferrell must come in character. Fuck you San Diego
-Natalie Portman. Well the missus is out with the girls this night so she won’t mind. Drop dead gorgeous, shaved head or not she makes my list (do other people have a list? Me and the missus have a top 5, well you get the idea)
-Arnie – the man was the f-ing Terminator! Plus his voice makes me giggle and the missus would like him to come (he makes her list)


6.If you had to lose one of your senses which one do you think you could live without?

Probably smell. I know I smell good, and sometimes I don’t want to have to smell the contents of a child’s nappy. Then again, the sight is often bad enough.


7.You are building your own house and money is no object One of the rooms will be your own den for you to decorate and fit out exactly how you want. What gadgets would you have and how would you decorate it?

It would be an awesome den/memorabilia room. There would be sporting paraphernalia all around the edge of the room, and lay-z-boys for everyone. There would be a 52-inch (that’s big enough, I’m not greedy) HD plasma TV at one end with most of the chairs pointed towards that. There would also be a small 42-inch TV with every games console hooked up to it on the other side. Each lay-z-boy would be one of those that have their own drinks compartments under the arm. There would be free ‘bags’ for everyone, so you don’t have to go to the toilet (actually, might be easier/cleaner if I just had a en-suite toilet attached to the room). There would also a bar in the room just if anyone wanted to get up and make themselves a drink, plus bars look cool. All drinks would have umbrellas in them too, even pints. Top of the list would be air con though. I sweat a lot.


8.Describe how you would celebrate scoring a goal for Leeds at a packed Elland Road.

I would run to the kop, pull out a scum shirt (that has conveniently been stuffed inside the corner flag pole) pull a lighter from my ass cheeks and set it on fire (the shirt not my ass). I would then jump into the crowd and spend 10 minutes celebrating with them singing a number of Leeds songs wearing a novelty over-sized sombrero drinking a pint of Leffe blonde.


9.If you had to change 3 things about yourself what would they be?

-Would love to get rid of the love handles and man boobs (I love doing sport, but hate just exercise like going to the gym, but there are never enough people here to play football regularly)
-I wish I didn’t worry so much. My whole family make fun of me as I worry about everyone. I even get upset when I see sad stories on TV and it hurts I can’t do anything about them
-Can’t really think of anything else, so I’ll have a third nipple. Just because.



10.Tell us 6 interseting facts about yourself.

-I am scared of dogs, scared to death of them
-I don’t eat butter, marge, milk, cream, mayo or pretty much anything like that.
-I love musicals. LOVE THEM! Moulin Rouge is shit though.
-I wanted to be a cartographer when I was younger
-I have 5 younger sisters and 2 younger brothers, they all worship me (at least part of that statement is true).
-I know a fair few famous people. Thing is I have never even realised they are famous until I see them in a paper as they look like people you meet down the pub and I’ve known them since I was young. Peter Gabriel and Midge Ure are pretty good friends of my parents (not sure about Midge but his wife is a scum fan). Van Morrison is friends with my dad, put some money into his bar when it started up. Although haven’t seen him for a while (he did cause my dad to miss the Belgium v Holland WC game in 1998 – the man never shuts up!). Not really sure how it happened, but I guess if you know one in the southwest you get to know them all.

I have also done the same as Rich did on his number 4, it hurt.



Sorry, that probably wasn’t that interesting, but at least you can now feel closer to Milgod. Hell, reach out and touch me if you wish.

Phew.....second last line before we got the ripped knob. Was getting worried we weren't going to have one this time....... :lolanimate:

I was thinking about not including it, but thought you all needed the mental image.

Millie, it was a mark of genius managing to contrive assholes and Belgian beer into number 8.

Marvellous :lol:

Next time you see Peter Gabriel give him a kick up the arse for making Phil Collins famous (he should never have left Genesis) and next time I meet you I'll kick you up the arse for knowing Van The Man (and not telling me before now!).

Top answers Millie, you fucking soft US/Sothern twat ya..

If its tales of woe you want, let me tell you about me carbunkle..

Is he married to your aunty inflamatory?

I thought you had a Focus......?

Top answers Millie - made me lol as usual.

U d' man

I was laughing at Arnie being in your Mrs top 5...... until I realised she married you.

Her top 5 would also have Sean Astin (Sam from Lord of the Rings) and Jack Black. Neither as cuddly as me I might note.

Well couldn't find one of just the Wolverine's but here's one with a tash thrown in.

Looking hot as ever Jakey baby

Quality answers Milgod. Nice picture anorl!