Christ, i didn't realise how boring I was until I did this.....

1. What are your favourite and least favourite Leeds moments?
Favourite: Meeting the legends in 2002 in Dublin. Got shut into a room with them all while they were waiting to be announced. Thankfully had camera in hand. Must put the photos up some day. Jack Charlton actually asked me to send one to him, of himself and Norm together. I agreed once they put their clothes back on.
Worst: The obvious 1970, 73 and 75. Relegation season was awful too. Smith to me will always be a betrayal. I still compare every player to the 70s lot. Bad, I know.

2. If you were on Who Wants to be a Millionaire what three rebels would you choose to be your phone-a-friend options?
Milgod - Sports knowledge alone would be devastating, never mind leather pants, mexican bandit facial hair experience coupled to lack of distance from his head to his feet. Also watches all the TV and sports that I don't.
KBEES - Wide experience of topics and talking points. Is there a subject this man isn't conversant on? Useful if Milgod was straining to get into his leather pants or electrocuted himself with static from his sideburns on the earpiece......
Has to be Strachan's Shinpad. "Names of the people who went down on the Titanic?...give me a sec....right in Alphabetical order........"
Non Runners::
GB ; Chris T: "It seems to be ringing out...."
Me:Oh, hang on, its a day with a "Y" in it, Chris.......he's on holidays"
Ditto KD 4x4.3845, Rob and MDF.
Chris T:"Hello Mr Faster, I have Fitz here who needs your help for the £1M question..."
Mustafaster:"Fuck off" ....beep.... beep.....beep....
CT:Well Mr Balti Pie, Mr Fitz is here and needs your help...The question - Which of these is now extinct; (a) The dodo © The Lion
SoCBP:"Well us in the SC would all be bloody extinct if that t**t Bates had his way. We have been providing transport........." Sorry Geoff.
Lee D'su when pissed: CT "Sorry, Mr Fitz, it would help if you could call someone who speaks english....."

3. You’re on Room 101, what 5 things would you want to put in there?
Newton Heath.
Reality TV shows/"Stars"
Ignorant people. Bad drivers, bad manners - the whole "I don't give a shit, cos its my right" generation. The PC brigade get right on my wick.
Football agents
The Fiat Multipla. Make that all Fiats, actually.

4. If you could live anywhere in the World, where would you choose, and why?
Brisbane, Australia. Climate, facilities, beer, price of houses, big shit-your-pants scarey spiders, insects and ticks. Even scarier women. Beer, all you can eat Rib-shacks, big f**k off cars, no insurance, barbies, fantastic beaches. beer, fantastic beer. The Barrier reef. Have I mentioned that the beer is great?

5. You have the ability to play God and remove one person from history (not by killing them you naughty man but by making it so they never existed). Who would you pick to erase and why?
Henry VIII - Amazing one man who couldn't keep his pr*ck in his pants caused so much bitterness.

6. Not including me, who would be your 5 guests you invite to a dinner party and why?
Well, if I can't have you. I'd have:
John Charles - A true gent, loads of great stories.
Peter Ustinov - Another great storyteller
Emily Pankhurst - to ask her how she expected to outrun a horse in that skirt....
Muhammed Ali - Could listen to him all night
Michael Collins - True legend in Irish history. Would like to know what he thinks of it all now.

7. Obviously Mrs Fitz is the one for you, but what other three women would make you turn your head most?
Paris Hilton would make me turn my head the most - If only to get a better angle to headbutt her.
Really:
Scarlett Johannson; A-hubbahubba
Raquel Welsh - then, now, whenever.
Marilyn Monroe (I do hope that the choice was alive or dead......)


8. What’s the best bit of advice that you could ever give to a child?
Don't be afraid to express yourself. Have fun, work hard and respect others.

9. What entertainment event in History would you most like to have been at? (Can be Sport/music/film etc)
Brazil - Italy 1970 WC Final.
Close second - About 500 yards from the Pentagon on 9/11 to see just what DID hit the bloody thing.

10.Tell us 6 interesting facts about yourself.
Sod this, one would be bad enough. I haven't even ripped my c*ck.....
1.Well actually had an accident on my racer when I was about 12, headfirst into a pillar at about 30mph. Thankfully the handlebars managed to slow my momentum by catching my genitalia. My mother then brought my aunt in a couple of weeks alter to have a look at my black and blue member and discouloured teabags...God, the shame.......
2.First motorbike - Nissed as a pewt, tried to drive home about 3 miles, down back country roads. Woke up at about 5am, with the bike on top of me, still running. Extricated myself and proceeded to my destination at 3.2mph. Went to bed. Awoke in the early hours of the next afternoon, and threw back the quilt - Not realising that I had taken the skin completely off both kneecaps and one elbow, thighs, shins, arm etc. The one time I could out scream Nicky from BB. Went downstairs, filled a bath, poured in about 4 pounds of salt, and sat in. Winced slightly. No money for doctor, but found some to go back drinking that night.
3.Loved Latin at school. Brilliant as a basis to learn foreign languages, apart from Irish, German and Dutch.
4.Used to be in the church choir. Couldn't sing a note, but was a great way to meet girls.
5.Love watching French and Welsh teams and fans singing at the Rugby. Land of my Fathers and La Marseillaise has such an uplifting effect and they really give it socks. Feel like standing up myself when it is on, but apparently they don't appreciate naked Irishmen doing this while standing in front of the living room window. Neither do the neighbours, coincidentally. Stuck up bastards.
6.Absolutely hate flying. Although strangely loved the landing at the Old Hong Kong airport. Apparently jumped up and down, clapping my hands shouting "again, again"
Must have been the 23 Bacardis I had during the flight. Me and GB were talking about it when he was over. We reckon my problem is I'm not in control of it, and should take up flying. Probably would if I had his money, job, time off, looks...... :lolanimate:

Edited to add:
Name Wayne Fitzpatrick
Born: Wexford, Ireland 21/10/65
Anyway, thanks for listening, you've been a wonderful audience......

good question 5 by millie and good answering by fitz.

Good read bud!

Just what is it with Rebs and genital injuries. Okay you have escaped a torn banjo string, but still ended up with bruised meat and two veg.

We're a hard bunch!! :lolanimate:

Some great questions and answers there fellas. And I agree it is amazing that there has been so many nadger accidents among us, maybe there should be a gallery forum 'Who's scar is this?' Err maybe not then.

never had a injury to the unmentionables!!!!! does this mean i'm not a fully fledged reb, or should i just grit my teeth and wait my turn? :scarehair:

We seem to get a kick in the balls at every match at the moment.

there is that mate yes

:lolanimate: Quality stuff.

Your Millionaire impressions were so good I WANT this to happen now. Please call GB - just to see Tarrants face.

I was very suprised by your answer to number 9, although it was a great final, i just thought, you would have picked a bigger historical entertainment event from the same year. March 21st to be precise, Amsterdam was brought to a standstill as Dana sang her way to the Eurovision title, this in a time when only the champion of each country competed, none of your finish in top 4 to qualify nonesense you see in football. She kicked the butt of old Julio Double glazing and Mary Hopkin, the pre match joint favourites.

Well it takes all kinds of everything to be a success

The "Baton" has been handed on. It may take a few days, I'm guessing.

Scarlett is my wench. I refuse to share.

See my Ask a Q, I called her first! :lolanimate: