OK the questions below I was asked and the anwers underneath Here Goes

1.What one question would you ask God, Buddah, Allah etc, if you ever met?

Shoot thats a good one...... Need to think.....
Why is marrage so bad, three rings, enguagement rinng, wedding ring and suffering, tell you wat I anit doing it again thats for sure...

2.Due to a rich Auntie leaving you a nest-egg in her will, you are in the market for a holiday home. Where would you buy, and why?

Australia, Dromana Beach Victoria near st Kilda Beach, I have very fond memories as some of my folks live there I wanted to emigrate there but fate give me some different options

3.You are chosen as an astronaut for the next space mission. Your one luxury to bring with you is an iPod. What would your top 3 movies and top 3 songs be to bring with you?

Movies Star Wars, Hellraiser, Saving Private Ryan or Abbi Titmuss video
Songs Sailing to Philidelphia - MArk Knopfler, Autobahn Kraftwerk, Elenor Rigby Beatles

4.You have to do a menu of your most favourite foods for a dinner party for 6. Tell us your starter, main course and dessert.

Starter Nachos with sweet chilli chicken dip
Main Large Mixed Grill with all the trimmings or sunday roast
Dessert Billberry crumble and custard

5.You have a day to yourself, and a prizebond has improved your finances by £500 unbeknownst to your wife/partner. What do you do for the day?

God £500 smackers, I would Hire a fast car and get shagged silly and have a party

6. For sterling service in supporting a Leeds side though thick and thicker, you have been made an honourary Ambassador for the UN. Which of the world's hotspots do you sort out first?

Our own backyard stop the trafficking of kids and other people for the sex trade and move them to Salford.

7.You win the Euromillions jackpot of £100M, and after buying me an Aston DB9, what would car you buy yourself?

Thats an hard one... either a Hummer or Maclaren F1

8. You are the meat in an Angeline Jolie/Evangelina Lillly sandwich, in the Executive suite of the Dorchester Hotel, surrounded by state of the art TV, sound, and all your favourites to drink or eat. Do you watch Corrie or Emmerdale on the 90" Plasma, and why?

They are getting even harder, I would not but if I had to choose it would be Emmerdale cos some of the girls in there are better looking, and I have met a few at Elland Road.

9. You can alter ONE decision in the history of Leeds United, being a new signing, not making a signing, winning a match, whatever which you believe would affect the club dramatically. What would it be?

Letting Eric Cantona Go I wouldn't he would have stayed

10. Tell us 6 Interesting things about yourself, especially c**k injuries...

I once Zipped it up and it bled like a pig and it was very embarrasing cos I went to the hospital and a good looking nurse helped me out but it was hard to explain in both ways!! Tell you what though the pain killers were great I was so stoned and really could not give a damn.

One of the kids I have scouted looks like he will make it within the next few years his surname is Knight and you will have to wait for about 8 - 10 years for him but hes looking the biz. Similar to Alan Smith at his age

I am thinking of emarking upon the trade of Football agent as I would like to do this in the future.

My kids are my inspiration and I hope they are more successful than I will ever be

If anyone can help I am on the prowl for another lady and takers!!

Helped to raise £20K for the loacl hospital special care baby unit afer I lost my 1st daughter through complications at birth, and still fund raise for various groups and charities in the area

So what happens now do I pick the next Victim

Thanks SM, good answers, mate. One or two things:

Which Star Wars movie (You can't have all 6)
When can I come over for dinner?
Lovely line about your kids, and sorry to hear about your daughter.

Pick a victim now for your questions, and PM them to him/her.

Good stuff, you've made me hungry now though.

Glad there was another cock story slipped in there, I'm going to be devastated when a female reb has to answer.

Don't know which Sar Wars probably Revenge of the Sith

We would go the pub I think saves the washing up afterwards !!

The next victim has been PM'ed may even get banned..... :lolanimate:

I was thinking exactly the same.....

I'm a bit worried about 'cock slipped in there' being in the same sentence.

And I 'm a bit perturbed by MDF turning up at the first mention of cock or arse...... :lolanimate:

Look if MDF wnats to come out !! thats fine by me just don't ask me to join in :scarehair:

I am worried too but its a free country :lolanimate:

I only expose my wnats on New Years, as some rebs will testify.

Just 'cos we don't have cocks doesn't mean that we don't have mishaps too!

PS Good questions Fitz and great answers Stretcher Man.

Oh dear, has WW taken the bait to be the first girly? :lolanimate:

:scarehair: The mind boggles I will be looking forward to your answers soon.... :lolanimate:

No chance!!

Shes has, she's just being polite!! Come on Stretcher Man, make em good, she can't wriggle out of this!! :D

It's not me. I haven't had the PM!

Thats cos he's compiling them for you!!! :scarehair:

you haven't had mr blair?????

What kind of girl do you think I am? :scarehair:

obviously not a political groupie anyway.

Not really. I used to be quite interested in politics when I was younger, but they're all a bunch of liars aren't they?

agreed there is nothing worse than going over to your local for a pint and having to see the taoiseach twat at the end of the bar having a pint spouting shite, this happens me at least once a week i want the fucker barred.