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Title: Straw Grasping
Description: Peterborough local rag


YB - October 2, 2008 12:07 PM (GMT)
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10 reasons why Posh can beat the mighty Leeds United:

1 Leeds are a big club only in terms of fan base and history.

2 Posh have George Boyd, Leeds don't


This one is just silly, plus I have a DVD that says we beat SCUM on 14th September 2002, which was the day my sister married a SCUMMER

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3 Managers called Ferguson always beat Leeds.


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4 There will be no pressure or expectation on Posh for a change.

5 Posh won promotion last season, Leeds haven't won anything for 16 years even if it was the Division One title.

That'll be the top prize in English football then???

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6 Leeds failed to beat Bristol Rovers, seven days later Posh scored five against them.

7 Everyone hates Leeds so motivation will not be an issue.

8 Leeds will soon be a rugby league town, and more people will be interested in the Grand Final than a lower division football match at London Road.

9 Posh have Darragh MacAnthony, Leeds have Ken Bates.


This one's for Shinpad, I think...

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10 Football League chairman Lord Brian Mawhinney is a Posh fan, his organisation deducted 15 points from Leeds last season


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White Paul - October 2, 2008 12:15 PM (GMT)
Was this written by Nick? Havent heard from him for a while?

Anyway, I'm sure it will be a good game. Both teams are in good form at the moment and being an away fixture for us it will be a difficult game.

Ten reasons why were will beat Posh:
1 - Were are LEEDS
2 - Were are LEEDS
3 - Were are LEEDS
4 - Were are LEEDS
5 - Were are LEEDS
6 - Were are LEEDS
7 - Were are LEEDS
8 - Were are LEEDS
9 - Were are LEEDS
10 - Were are LEEDS

MOT.

I hope I havent put the hoodoo on us now.

White Paul - October 2, 2008 12:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (White Paul @ Oct 2 2008, 12:15 PM)
Was this written by Nick? Havent heard from him for a while?

Anyway, I'm sure it will be a good game. Both teams are in good form at the moment and being an away fixture for us it will be a difficult game.

Ten reasons why were will beat Posh:
1 - Were are LEEDS
2 - Were are LEEDS
3 - Were are LEEDS
4 - Were are LEEDS
5 - Were are LEEDS
6 - Were are LEEDS
7 - Were are LEEDS
8 - Were are LEEDS
9 - Were are LEEDS
10 - Were are LEEDS

MOT.

I hope I havent put the hoodoo on us now.

D'Oh - doent one sometimes wish one read ones posts through before posting them :lolanimate:

White Paul - October 2, 2008 12:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (White Paul @ Oct 2 2008, 12:16 PM)
QUOTE (White Paul @ Oct 2 2008, 12:15 PM)
Was this written by Nick? Havent heard from him for a while?

Anyway, I'm sure it will be a good game. Both teams are in good form at the moment and being an away fixture for us it will be a difficult game.

Ten reasons why were will beat Posh:
1 - Were are LEEDS
2 - Were are LEEDS
3 - Were are LEEDS
4 - Were are LEEDS
5 - Were are LEEDS
6 - Were are LEEDS
7 - Were are LEEDS
8 - Were are LEEDS
9 - Were are LEEDS
10 - Were are LEEDS

MOT.

I hope I havent put the hoodoo on us now.

D'Oh - doent one sometimes wish one read ones posts through before posting them :lolanimate:

Oh fuck me, I'm turning into Mugsey.

Mugsey - October 2, 2008 01:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (White Paul @ Oct 2 2008, 12:16 PM)
QUOTE (White Paul @ Oct 2 2008, 12:16 PM)
QUOTE (White Paul @ Oct 2 2008, 12:15 PM)
Was this written by Nick? Havent heard from him for a while?

Anyway, I'm sure it will be a good game. Both teams are in good form at the moment and being an away fixture for us it will be a difficult game.

Ten reasons why were will beat Posh:
1 - Were are LEEDS
2 - Were are LEEDS
3 - Were are LEEDS
4 - Were are LEEDS
5 - Were are LEEDS
6 - Were are LEEDS
7 - Were are LEEDS
8 - Were are LEEDS
9 - Were are LEEDS
10 - Were are LEEDS

MOT.

I hope I havent put the hoodoo on us now.

D'Oh - doent one sometimes wish one read ones posts through before posting them :lolanimate:

Oh fuck me, I'm turning into Mugsey.

oi i resemble that remark you bollix!!!!!!!

KenDoddsDadsDogsDead - October 2, 2008 02:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (White Paul @ Oct 2 2008, 01:15 PM)
Was this written by Nick? Havent heard from him for a while?

Anyway, I'm sure it will be a good game. Both teams are in good form at the moment and being an away fixture for us it will be a difficult game.

Ten reasons why were will beat Posh:
1 - Were are LEEDS
2 - Were are LEEDS
3 - Were are LEEDS
4 - Were are LEEDS
5 - Were are LEEDS
6 - Were are LEEDS
7 - Were are LEEDS
8 - Were are LEEDS
9 - Were are LEEDS
10 - Were are LEEDS

MOT.

I hope I havent put the hoodoo on us now.

10 More..

1) We are superior...
2) We are superior...
3) We are superior...
4) We are superior...
5) We are superior...
6) We are superior...
7) We are superior...
8) We are superior...
9)We are superior...
11) (Oh bollix wot a fuckwit) We are superior...

strachans shinpad - October 2, 2008 02:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (YB @ Oct 2 2008, 12:07 PM)
[QUOTE]10 reasons why Posh can beat the mighty Leeds United:


This one's for Shinpad, I think...


Ta.

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Famous Leeds United Fans

Mel B - Scary Spice
Chumbawumba - Pop Group
Nasser Hussain -Cricketer
Gabby Logan - ITV Football Presenter
Chris Moyles - Radio 1 DJ
Jeremy Paxman - Newsnight
Brian Turner - TV chef


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Famous Peterborough United Fans

Adrian Durham  -  Talksport


Such defeatism in their press will be indicative of the mood amongst their fans, in which case the bookies might give decent prices on Posh, so Leeds might be worth backing not to win - just in case. Nothing wrong with hedging your bets so long as you're happy with three points instead of your stake!

nickisposh - October 4, 2008 03:47 PM (GMT)
Leeds fans have a great sense of humour.

Banging on about 'Delph', who I have genuinely never heard of.

White Paul - October 4, 2008 11:24 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (nickisposh @ Oct 4 2008, 03:47 PM)
Leeds fans have a great sense of humour.

Banging on about 'Delph', who I have genuinely never heard of.

Delph? Who the fuck is Delph?




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