http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/arti...0&in_page_id=43

Great start alright. Easy know he only expects to be there for 5/6 games.....

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a London courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Newcastle United Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

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Joe Kinnear has been named as the second worst caretaker appointment ever, behind Ian Huntley.

Harsh JR.....Harsh







(But funny)

He hasnt been in charge for a single game yet - so how did they work that out??