A Priest books into a hotel and says to the Girl on Reception
"I hope the porn on my TV is Disabled"
The receptionist replies
"No, it's just regular porn you sick fuck"
A Ginger girl goes to the Doctors and says
"Doctor, I have a rash on my fanny"
The Doctor asks "How often do you have sex"
"About twice a year" replies to Girl
The Doctor says "That's not a rash you have, it's fucking rust"
ill have to tell me dad the first one
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could someone stoop so low
Sorry I havent been on the rebels board for a while, been in hospital having a large mole removed from my penis......wont be shagging one of those again!
Paddy finds his wife in crotch-less panties. She opens her legs and says 'do you want to lick this...?' 'Fuck off, look what its done 2 your knickers!'
Some bloke knocked on my door this morning and said ' Do you want your shed re-tarred?' I said no. When i got home from work, the taken the fucker!
A man is booking into a hotel at the reception desk and as he turns round with his door key, he bumps into a blonde woman and elbows her in the tit.
"I'm very sorry", says the man, "but if your heart is as soft as your boob then I am sure that you will forgive me".
"And if your cock is as hard as your elbow" says the woman, "then I'm in room 114".
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