the biatch has gone to ikea with a girlfriend. yesterday she went to harbour town with her mum. i'm beggining to feel like that russian fella in the ad!!

should establishments such as ikea be allowed to do business in australia for the reasons above?

should i withdraw the biatch's access to the bank account?

all thoughts & views considered

She may just have gone for the meatballs in the cafe of course. :rolleyes:

But if i were you I'd have the allen key set on standby whilst wearing your new "Ushanka" :lol: .

I think we should sort out a game of golf and agree figures before the start of the game! :D

JUST FORGET IKEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPUTTOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Time off for good behaviour make the most of it fella

golf anytime - call me

spent about an hour trying to fiqure out how to put together frames for pictures - no instructions

she probably wants me to hang the pictures now!!!!!!!!!!!