Listen, If we do it right and creative. This could be good. As far as I see it you people here a creative and intellegent. So I won't have to explain, how to do this.


Harry woke up half passed 8am. With a little ring and a buzz in his head. He must ha have had another late night. As he sat up and went to wipe his head with sweat.
To his surprise a pair of panties is in his hand. He looks at it and....



P.S. Let us try to keep to a paragraph min. and two max.

He tries to recall last night but all he can remeber is pink elephants. He then hops out of bed then rush to the bathroom and take a quick shower.
After he done in the shower he gets dress and look at the calender on the wall to see today is his mothers birthday.
He grabs his wallet and check book and head for the garage to start his day....

Three slow flights down and the lift grinds to a shuddering halt in the parking garage. Harry's keys jangle as he walks through the pools of light cast by the overhead flourescents. At space number 19 he stops, then looks around left and right, takes a few steps back and looks again. This is his parking space...but his car is gone!

AAAAAAHHH ! Where the hell is it says Harry. Sudden all he see is blinding light, beeming into his eyes. He close his eyes it so painful. Then there is a loud...VAROOOOM! Harry hears it getting closer and closer. He tries to brace himself or move but fear won't let him. It a car he thinks, definately. Harry shouts, OH GOD PLEASE DON'T!.....Then it stops inches from his knee caps. The drive lowers the window and Harry hears."Hi ! Big Brother here's your car just as I promised.......

"Jason! You geek"
The blonde mop of hair behind the wheel bobbed up and down as his younger brother laughed "It took me longer than I expected to get the modifications fitted"
Harry smiles as the words sink in "All the mods?"
"Everything!...Wanna take her for a spin?"

Jason say, "Before I skoot over, I have one question. What with all the panties in the glove compartment." Jason looks at me and frankly I don't have a freakin clue. I walk over to the car door and open it. "Just get out, I have thing to do. Jason get out with a big grin on his face and say..heh "I knew you was a player...but not a PLAYER!. Damn bro, your the man." Jason step out the car and walks atround to the passenger side. Pulls on the door. But to his surprise finds it locked. "Yo, Harry what's your problem."

With a loud, VAROOOOM VAROOO!, Harry screeches awat without a word. LEaving his brother in his exsaut smoke. Jason seem a little choke up but fine and a little pissed. Jason start to walk awy but see a $50 on the ground where the car was.
In my car, I flip the top flap and my shades fall out. I put them on. Hmmthis baby is riding good. Must make note to myself to get the kid a check. I gotta check in with the office. I wonder if he fixed the mobile phone too.

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep I enter the number on the dial pad and make sure the speaker phone is on. riiiingggggAn operator picks up ask for my ID. I say *******. My boss come on the line and the surprising thing is.

He's wearing a purple wig and bright red lipstick.
He grins (That is NOT his shade at all) and says "Harry! You missed the end of the party"
Harry replied "It looks like you had a good time Boss"
Wilkins laughed "You wouldn't believe what Mary from the typing pool did in the prototype's cockpit! It's gonna take forever to get the seat clean"
Harry gulped, and then asked...

The sky turns dark with rolling thunder , while black cloud swoon in like waves. The heaven seem to be on fire. From outer space seem like a meteor is enter our atmosphere. Fly fireball are dropping from the sky all over the city.

Harry asked "where the hell am I the twilight zone ?" He accelerates the car to drive for some cover. This is the worse thing to ever happen to me....

when all of a sudden a white rabbit with a bifocal and a fancy gold watch jumped into the shotgun seat and said, "No my friend, I'm afraid that you tumbled into wonderland," then the rabbit jumped out of the car..

Harry hit the breaks, "That was too bizzare...Then he proceed to smake himself several time. Over and over again...the suddenly stops. He lookin his rear view mirror and see the bruise and pokes it as well, OW ! HELL, that was dumb". He starts driving again as he see another meteror coming start for him. To his left he see a underground parking garage. He head towards it....