oO the turkey or the fish.. or.. The Pumpkin!?
XD Welcome to AR, Corn. =D hope you aren't scared off too fast. Or bored away.. *takes out whip*
... Bwaha! Welcome to the happy land of insanity.
Or something.
Insanity might be the neighbor...
The one who I get the free newspaper from?
... they just leave it out in the driveway... with the nifty rubberband still there
'course, if you wait 'till after six in the morning, they take it inside...
but we try not to let that happen.
... We pay insanity back by giving it all the spam we get... like those so-called 'power bills' Everyone knows power comes from the walls... not some giant corperation...
And who do you think puts water in the faucets? The government? Bah! Magic I tell you.
...
I'm gonna go eat breakfast and get my free newspaper now...
*slinks off*