Based on the El Goonish Shrive Mayham RP "The El Goonish store" I started.

Here we have a large store filled with all sorts of strange and mystical junk.
The building is maintained by exentric robots.

The currsed objects are behind the curtan
The insain and otherwise dangerous objects are behind the counter or in the storage valt.

Prices are listed.
We use Toon bucks there is a business than converts curentcy from bits of string to toon bucks.

Being this is Kelis forum I'll make her the shop keeper....

So I'm off to buy some stuff....

Ohhhh dubble sided darwin ax. For cutting out the stupid from the gean pool.

places several pieces of string in response for the weird cash and looks around, instantly setting his eyes on something everyone would appreciate. The DRM-seeker gun.

The label read "All DRM-related companies can kiss their butts goodbye as these bullets cause deaths by suspicious circumstances to their CEO's, only one CEO per bullet, bullets sold seperately, all bullets cause different things, keep bullets out of reach of children" And he could not help but stare in awe and wonder, tears of joy running down his face.

She walks in slowly, creeped out by the own squeek of her boots.
Softly gazing her eyes around intimidated by all the robots..."hmmm"...
Running a single digit along the counter as she continues to look around

Cornfed walks into the store with a determined look on his face. He walks over to the section containing battery packs, buys all of them, then leaves the store. A few minutes later, he walks back into the store. His hair looks a bit frazzled. He heads for the explosives section. Buys all the C4 he can carry, then leaves the store. A couple hours and an earth shattering bang later, he falls through the roof. Cornfed stands up and dusts himself off. He heads off to the section labeled "Enya" and buys her complete diskography. He leaves the store and is never heard from again.

405

*kicks the door open and gets hit in the face as it swings back in his face*

*opens the door with a brused face*

"Oh look at this"

*grabs replica SledgeHammer Formerly Known As Love and tests it on a nearby excentric robot smashing it to pieces instantly*

"Hmm...It doesn't suit me very well..." *puts it back*

*grabs Scythe of +2 Scythlyness and cuts a nearby excentric robot into pieces*

"I'll take it!"
*tries running out the door but is haulted by its Structural Trait of +18 Pull Onlyness. Now procedes slicing up the excentric robots who are now swarming him trying to prosecute the shoplifting*

*edit: forgot it was a Sledgehammer

"Hay Kelly do we have any 'Devil' hats?"

"Ohh hammer space generator"

On seeing robots being smashed.
"Hmmm"
"Iron reaver ... oh wait sorry I don't have that sword and not a half demon"
Thinks
"Oh wait... REVERT" and zaps a robot.. But as he isn't Baka Kitty nothing happends.

"Sigh.... Do we have any tallismen of reversion? I think the robots could use them"
(Reversion is a power Baka Kitty has. It lets her turn back time in a localised area. So something destroyed can be restored. It's very limited. Once a person dies it dosen't work. It dosen't effect anything that has left the area and it can only revert an item to the point where it first entered the area.)

Seeing a sign that fell down he puts it on the wall
"Help wanted: Shop keeper for when God is busy and god is always busy"

"Ohhh Voodoo Computer"