Here's something I'm making up right now Simply because I'm having a weird night. Share and enjoy.


Mmm, Worms
A scrumptious treat
The more they squiggle
The more there's to eat

Funnest to watch
As I select from the tray
To feed my two geckies
At the end of the day

The smaller the better
So my herp pals don't choke
Pick out the lively
I'll hold and I'll stroke

Watch in my hand
Yumy mealworm stew
Hey, if lizards can eat them
Then I should eat them, too

So they'll get devoured
Still moving and crunchy
They don't taste quite that bad
This quick squirming lunchy

I wont get blamed
If my herps miss a meal
The economy sucks
Mealworms are a steal

The message of this poem
Is not to delay!
Poverty, worms, a quick buck
Better than catfood, anyway.

Thanks so much for bringing up one of the most horrible memories of my childhood :P I bit off half a reeces cup at my grandpa's house and my mouth felt weird; it was filled with weevles! weevles! (beetle larva, look almost exactly like mealworms) and I spat it out and didn't eat reeces for about five years. But I certainly like your work and my relationship with those things just makes it easier for me to connect to it :lol:

XD lol. One of my friends wants to eat a roach. She wants to know if they're crunchy or not. ^^, and that reminds me of when me and my stepbrother were camping. One of his friends bit into the chicken and it was full of maggots or somethin' and he just kept eatin' it. >.< ,,, and I've tried catfood before. ....It smelled so good! It was the canned stuff...>.< I thought it would be tastey...but it really didn't have a taste =/ It only smells good. :(

well that is a nice poem its all smooth and ryhmes well . that poem remminds me of this : i think when i was little i used to grab a bunch of worms and slugs ( i was like 7 ! ) and i would wonder what was inside of them , so i would cut them open with a stick and poke at em , and it squirted all over my face wit wormy and slug goo goo x_x ! *and i just was some bugie freak with curly hair at that time , and i had the srangest obssesion with spiders * and here i am today still liking them....as well as worms ....- they taste like chicken fried salad ~

That reminds me of something that happened at a high school near where I lived. They had a vending machine the had all sorts of snacks in it. A girl bought a pack of twinkies and bit into it. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw something moving. She looked down at what she had in her hand. Small white worm-like creatures were crawling out of her half eaten twinkie. She felt around in her mouth. She could feel something crawling about inside her mouth, and it tasted horrible!

The vaccuum sealed package must've had a hole in it because a fly layed it's eggs inside the twinkie. The maggots hatched and ate out all the cream filling. To make it up to the girl, and make sure she didn't sue, Hostess gave her a years supply of twinkies. Hurray... <_<

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* sprees into the room * weeee ! how awsome i wanna eat a maggot infested white wormed hostess :) !!!! and in remberance of worms does anyone ever imagine what worms would be like dipped in ketchup and creamcheese or is that just me ? :P i think it would taste like crap but what the hay ! lol

( please forgive my unusual taste im weird like that...)

Fun stories but... Weevils... *Shivers* I can't imagine eating weevils. Little black beatles (that resemble darklings, which comes after the mealworm faze). Not only are weevils small and annoying, but they taste AWEFUL.

eek i think ur right ....those crawly things *weevils * ..are disgusting..
they really dont' taste good.. and now im sick..with stomach pains
owie..........owie............owie......maybe skittles and peto-bismol will help :blink: !?

I find that peopto and some spiced rum will cure just about anything