Ok, this post is trivial, innane and stupid, but this is the Cafe right? and when in Rome...

I just bought the new starfox game, and I'll be honest. The reasons behidn my purchase were about 50% because I like blowing up shit in space and need a new multiplayer game, and 50% because there is a female anthro canid, and a blue one no less. I liked the starfox games even before Krystal, and now that they were back to a semi "blow shit up in arwings" environment, I figured it would be win-win right? About two seconds into the game, they start talking... and I wanted to pitch the game right out the window. All the voices in the game are terrible, and voice acted just as badly. Apparently when they needed someone to voice act Krystal, they immediately kidnapped the most stereotypical British nanny there was. All the characters look fundamentally wrong; expect Slippy, who’s a tool anyway. Sometime since the last game, Fox has contracted downs, Krystal has become made of clay, and Falco has begun an estrogen regiment.

Believe it or not, this wasn't intended as a bad little game review, but rather a complaint. Nintendo has ruined some of my favorite eye candy. Krystal is one of my favorite anthro characters, and while I don’t go and masturbate to the box art, I'll admit that my infatuation with her and small collection of fan art goes a bit beyond artistic admiration. Now however, every time I see her, I fully expect her to say something along the lines of "Oh chipper up lad, we'll take the lorry down to the pub for a round with the blokes!" I don't know about all of you, but middle aged British women are not high on my "what’s sexy" list. Well... I’m done whining for now.

Since this is already a bit of a review, albeit a shallow stupid one, I’ll throw in something good. The multiplayer is simple, but fun. There’s something fundamentally fun about jumping onto your arwing’s wings during mid flight to fire a rocket launcher back at someone who’s tailing you a bit too closely.

I hate you and your stupid games! The new Starfox was a waist of resources, and I think it made the world die a litlle inside when it was released. But hey, what else do you expect from Japan.

Cursed wolves and pigs. Game stuff belongs in the arcade.

Btw, Thanks for the headsup. I most definately know not to get the game now XD

On a side note, played with your title a little. PG-13 environment and I am being watched by the if people. Talk of wubbles and getting stooled sexually gets their attention.