Cha know whats a shame? Ive got tons of pictures, Ive got Photoshop- top of the line, costing nearly $600, (I got it fo' free), but I havent got a scanner! My brother does, but wont let me use it. (partly cause Ive screwed up his computer more than once). SO, once I get my lazy, cheap ass off the ground and get the most inexpensive scanner I can get my grubby little mitts on, I'll post something. I swears it!

You know, you shouldn't lie. It makes you go to Hell. And not the good one, the bad one where Regan and Princess Toadstool went.

Eh? Why would Princess toadstool go to hell?

BECAUSE SHE'S AN ABOMINATION! A MUTANT MUSHROOM THAT LIKES SHORT, GREASY PLUMBERS! SHE'S SATAN'S TOOL!

ROFLMAO!!XD

Are you implying that short greasy plumbers are, in fact, NOT hot?!

Lemme put it this way, those overalls he's wearing...they aren't clothing. And that hat, not made out of fabric.

You know, rather than her love interests, Id think that you'd cite Super Smash Bros for points agaisnt Toadstool. For instance, durring her high-kick, she's TOTALLY flashing the other person. Or how her reversal attack, she pulls Toad out of her dress. HER DRESS!!! I mean, what's that little freak doing under her dress in the first place?! Besides, her very being is a contradiction. As she is quite skilled at pulling vegitables out of the ground, she is clearly of farmer's stock; a modist origin. Yet she caries around a parasall like its her job. Clearly an indication of being born and raised into "old money." That, or she is one big poser. Which is entirly possible. In any case she is clearly a raging nympho, as seen with the "placement" of her vassles (e.g. Toad under her dress), and lets be honist with ourselves, is Bowser really laying seige to an entire kingdom just to get some tail? More like Toadstool is running off to get some sweet sweet dino-lovin'.
So, um..... What was I saying? Oh yeah, Toadstool isnt so bad.

I submit to you the following picture(s) that prove princess toadstool is both an interspecies nympho, and by all appearances, the direct vessel for Satan’s demonic presence.

I was mostly just talking about how she is doomed to be sent to hell. Nothing she does can change it. The tenth circle of hell is saved for video game and anime characters that were born with horrible deformities. Toadstool fits under horribly deformed, since she's supposed to look like a mushroom.

Well geeze. If your going to be like THAT.....

A quick update: It doesnt matter now that I dont have a sanner because my computer just f**ed up Photo Shop. Now I cant use it at all. WEEEE!