I was drinking a
Jones soda just now and read the cap. It said to write a poem. So here it is. CORNFED'S SUPER-FANTASTIC-EXTRA-GREAT-Ub3R-l33T POEM!!
Writer's Block
I'm having a bit of trouble
It's not coming very well
I can't seem to find the words
For expressing things to tell
I'm trying really hard
The words, they won't come out
It's tough to write a poem
But I won't cry or pout
I'll stick with it
I'll never stop until
The words have filled the page
'Til the words have fit the bill
The poem I'll create
Will go down through the ages
It'll change the world around it
It'll make the front pages
The poem I'll make will be funny
The poem I'll make will be sad
The poem I'll make will be stupid
The poem I'll make will be rad!
But here I sit
In front of my keyboard
Nothing to type
No words can I afford
So I'll think and wait
And ponder and loaf
I'll contemplate and delay
And I'm so done writing this
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