*random IM to CC that I wrote completely myself*

*random charrie post*
My charrie gets beaten so badly by the hugeassed enemy. We're all supposed to pass out like KK says in her godly note... But my limitbreak hits. I call up to the heavens and three angels appear in the clouds. It starts to rain clean mako energy. Everyone is miraculously healed! They all gain 50 levels! Their materia is all Mastered! Those that are KOed are now awake and healthy as ever! Those with lepersy are cured! And now the enemy can't hurt us because we're all inpenitrable by a sheening film of gold

Oh... And the enemy takes 100,000 damage

Because the angels now rush down to impale it with their Spears of Justice.. Yeah, cause that's what my limitbreak is called. Where the spears go into the enemy and ignite in a holy spiritual flame. That also sucks out all AP that the monster has. And casts Stop on it



*kk's next post*
And the person who uses this limitbreak suddenly spontaniously combusts in a flaming ball of their own almightiness. Where they start burning to ashes because their inpenitrable field is holding all fire and smoke within it. The character promply dies of asphixiation and cardiac arrest. Which results in the limitbreak misfiring, all materia melts, all characters are sucked down to level one. The monster is healed, all ap restored, now inpenitrable in it's own field...

And the monster ends up killing everyone like I said in the first place.

Here's another one.

*random post*
Everyone is getting ready to go after the shinra building. But suddenly my character pops up. He's called Number 11, and behind him is his other 10 brothers. They all look alike! They're all wearing black capes! And before anyone else can do anything, me and my brothers pull out our 8 ft long swords. Proceeding to multi slash everyone in the circle with our 10000000 hit combo attacks!


*KK post afterwards*
And out of nowhere the 11 or so brothers in black cloaks explode into random squid tenticals that wryth helplessly on the ground. A girl walks by wearing a pink dress with baraided hair, casting CureAll on everyone mysteriously. She walks off with a bow to the audience. And since everyone was hungry in the original group, what with all these new random squid limbs everywhere and swords to dice them up with. Dinner is served.

Delicious.

*2 charries are rping at an inn. Just a random plot buffing conversation of complete coolness.*

*Suddenly my charrie runs in and blows up the inn with my Fire Materia! Running off after that*

*2 other charries are at a clinic getting bandaged up, recently hurt by monsters in those inbetween sector places*

*Suddenly my charrie runs in, waves around my Master fire materia. And I blow them up with FIRE 3 ALL! *

*one charrie leaves the alley after saving*

*Suddenly My charrie runs up and destroys that entire area with my Fire Materia. Flame 5 Uberness!!*

*KK post*
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And suddenly an evil man with spikey black hair runs in, taking the fire retarded guy as a hostage and strapping loads of molotovs around him. Finally realizing that he's in the wrong rp, this scythe-weilding maniac shrugs it off and walks back to the RKRP. Suddenly the Ultimate Fire Materia goes off and our newly combustible character explodes into a few hundred pieces

Oh, and a lemon is added somewhere in there.

While helping Cornfed decide on a charrie (once again, written by me).


*A charrie has trouble with his television set. Cursing off on trying to get it to work*

*But then My charrie comes in and pulls out his lightning materia, shoots it off, and gets the tv working perfectly... Til it pops a socket nad blows up.. I run off!*

KK: um... Alright.

*Charries are disappointed that they got their food cold in a bar...*

*In which MY charrie runs in with his spachula (that's got a materia slot for my fire materia). I Shoot off my fire materia and instantly warm up their food. But set everything around them on fire, too.. I run off!*

KK: Um... Ok...

*Charrie pulls out some beer for a Materiablitz game*

*Of course my charrie has to jump in, sit down next to his newly made friend, and use his new Ice materia to instantly chill the 6-pack. Good day of drinking...*

KK: Um... Cool...

*Then my charrie runs around curing all the sick with my new Restore materia!*

KK: Wait a second

*And saves RedXIII's parents in Cosmo canyon by relighting their tail flames with my fire materia!!*

KK: You should really stop now...

*And Then I mysteriously find Ultima and Save everyone from Shinra, Sephiroth, and solve the world's soon to be crisis about meteor by stealing the black materia with my Steal materia... And a clone of myself with my limitbreak..*

KK: K, that's it

*KK slips in with an ALL Materia Remote, rewinds the story, strips the charrie of their materia, and pops them in the ChocoboRing, where he's soon after pecked to pieces by Giant Warbling Birds! Unable to defend himself because he has nothing to use against them! Oh the Horror!*