Chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!


Why did the chewy cross the road?

COS IT WAS STUCK TO THE CHICKENS FOOT!


Why did the hand cross the road?

TO GET TO THE SECOND HAND SHOP!


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

COS CHICKENS WERN'T INVENTED!


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

TO GET TO THE BODY SHOP!


Okay, i'm out! :blink:

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