I feel like a pair of curtains

OH PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!


People keep ignoring me

NEXT PLEASE!


I've got 59 seconds to live

HANG ON A MINUTE!


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

One at a time please


Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

You're too tents


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible

Who said tha? Who said tha?


Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops


Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off


Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!

When did this happen?

When did what happen?? :blink:


Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later


Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil ‘till I get there


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn't I see you yesterday?


Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?

Yes - here's a kite!


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.

But I'm not allowed up on the couch!


Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking

Do you drink a lot?

Not really - I spill most of it!


Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge

What's come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.


Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!

What, you mean those square ones?

Yes!

The ones you put butter on?

Yes!

Oh, You're Crackers! (BOOM BOOM!)

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts,
and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.

How long have you felt like this ?

Ever since I was a puppy ! (PUT IT IN THE BOOK, PUT IT IN THE BOOK! :P )


Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out !

Certainly, which way did you come in?!


Okay, i could go on forever...... :blink:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

They are terrible! I'm in agony! :P

Aren't they wicked! :P :wave:

Yes, but not ina good way! :P