Why did Mickey Mouse go to the moon?
He was looking for Pluto :P

Why did the skeleton cross the road ?
to get to the Body Shop :lol:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
because he had no-body to go with :rofl:

What kind of key can't open any doors?
a TurKEY :lol:

What's a royal pardon?
it's what the queen says after she burps lol

What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh! :P

What do flies order when they go to the restaurant?
French Flies :lol:

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
milkshake pmlllllllllllllllllllllll :lol:

What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
the banana split! :P

:rofl: @ the last one. :P

Not to be mean or anything...

All those were funny... but they were also old.. if im correct everyone has heard almost all of those jokes no offense.