Title: White Russians Blonde Jokes :d
White_Rushin - April 10, 2004 06:02 AM (GMT)
haha wooo my first one
There once was a blonde speeding down the road.
She kept driving and swerving as fast as she could.
All of a sudden a police stops and pulls her over.
He gets over and walks over to the car and says
"Mam...do you know how fast you were going, if there a problem or sumthing?"
Then the blonde says " Well as you can see officer there is this tree in front of my car and it won't move!"
The police looks at her and goes....." Well for one thingy honey....thas your air fresher" :lol:
HAHA I hope you got that :D :banana: :woohoo:
Penny! - April 10, 2004 12:15 PM (GMT)
:lol:
:lol:
I think i get it..... :blink:
Digby:) - April 10, 2004 12:50 PM (GMT)
Jett - April 14, 2004 04:02 AM (GMT)
LOL.... that was a good one.. i havnt heard that one before... did you make that one up?
White_Rushin - April 21, 2004 06:39 PM (GMT)
HERE's A NEW ONE! :-D
Once there was this blonde who went into a store to buy a tv. She looks around then she finally see's the TV she wants to buy. She can't find the price tag on it so she's ask the sale's manager.
"Sir?", she asks. " how much is that TV?"
But he goes "Sorry...we don't sell to blondes"
Well that night she goes home and dyes her hair brown and goes back to the store the next day cause she really wants the TV. Again she can't find the price tag so she asks the sales manager.
"Sir? she asks " how much is that TV?"
But still he goes " we dont' sell to blondes"
Well that night, she goes home dyes her hair red and cuts it and comes back to the store the next day cause she really wants the TV.Again she can't find the price tag so she has to ask the sales manager.
"Sir?"she asks "how much is that TV?"
But still he goes " Sorry but we don't sell to blondes"
Finally she gets so frustrated and asks him " HOW DO YOU KEEP KNOWING I'm A BLONDE! :angry: "
Then the sales man goes " Well for one thing, she that TV your trying to buy? That nots not a TV its a microwave"
HAHAHAHAH :lol: Thas my favorite one of all time :D I hope you get it :lol: :banana: :woohoo:
Black_Terror - April 21, 2004 07:18 PM (GMT)
Jett - April 21, 2004 08:52 PM (GMT)
Guy15 - April 22, 2004 02:37 PM (GMT)
Farbio - May 12, 2004 04:15 PM (GMT)
HAHAHAHA very good! I got one of those in my car! Its orange. I should do that to a cop once and see what he says.