I wont take credit for this joke because my uncle told me this one.
XACTLY DISEASE
This lady walks into a bar and tells the bartender that "she dosnt know whats wrong with her" the bartender looks at her in confusion. She says " i havnt had a date in 3 years and still cant find one." The bartender then says " i know this doctor you can see who will fix that for you". So the bartender tells her where to go.
The next week she goes to see the doctor and she tells him that she hasnt had a date in 3 years. The doctor thinks for a little while and says " OK.. Stand up and take off your clothes." knowing that hes a doctor, she did as he asked. The the doctor says get on your knees, bend over, turn around and crawl the other way. So she did. The doctor then says" STAND UP... I know wats wrong with you." She says " REALLY!!! WAT???" The doctor says " You got XACTLY DISEASE" She says in confusion " Xactly Disease... wats that?" The the doctor says " your ass looks XACTLY like your face"
*rolls eyes* :oof: i guess you wouldnt get a date with that!!! LOL!!! :banana:
loooooool that's funny!! :lol: