One day Billy was driving in the truck with his dad and they spot a girl with her broken bicycle. His dad tells him to go fix the bicycle and come back later before dinner.
Well after a while Billy's dad was out milking the cows and he sees Billy ride up to the farm house on the girls bike. His dad runs over to him yelling at him and asking why he has that girls bike. Well it turns out after Billy fixed the bike the girl stripped naked, spread eagle on the grass and said you can have anything you want. And he took the bike...
LOL that had to be one of the funniest jokes ive heard in a while....nice very nice...