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White_Rushin
Posted: Apr 10 2004, 06:02 AM


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haha wooo my first one


There once was a blonde speeding down the road.
She kept driving and swerving as fast as she could.
All of a sudden a police stops and pulls her over.
He gets over and walks over to the car and says
"Mam...do you know how fast you were going, if there a problem or sumthing?"
Then the blonde says " Well as you can see officer there is this tree in front of my car and it won't move!"
The police looks at her and goes....." Well for one thingy honey....thas your air fresher" laugh.gif

HAHA I hope you got that biggrin.gif dancingbanana.gif woohoo.gif


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Penny!
Posted: Apr 10 2004, 12:15 PM


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I think i get it..... blink.gif


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Digby:)
Posted: Apr 10 2004, 12:50 PM


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Jett
Posted: Apr 14 2004, 04:02 AM


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LOL.... that was a good one.. i havnt heard that one before... did you make that one up?


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White_Rushin
Posted: Apr 21 2004, 06:39 PM


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HERE's A NEW ONE! :-D

Once there was this blonde who went into a store to buy a tv. She looks around then she finally see's the TV she wants to buy. She can't find the price tag on it so she's ask the sale's manager.
"Sir?", she asks. " how much is that TV?"
But he goes "Sorry...we don't sell to blondes"

Well that night she goes home and dyes her hair brown and goes back to the store the next day cause she really wants the TV. Again she can't find the price tag so she asks the sales manager.
"Sir? she asks " how much is that TV?"
But still he goes " we dont' sell to blondes"

Well that night, she goes home dyes her hair red and cuts it and comes back to the store the next day cause she really wants the TV.Again she can't find the price tag so she has to ask the sales manager.
"Sir?"she asks "how much is that TV?"
But still he goes " Sorry but we don't sell to blondes"

Finally she gets so frustrated and asks him " HOW DO YOU KEEP KNOWING I'm A BLONDE! angry.gif "

Then the sales man goes " Well for one thing, she that TV your trying to buy? That nots not a TV its a microwave"

HAHAHAHAH laugh.gif Thas my favorite one of all time biggrin.gif I hope you get it laugh.gif dancingbanana.gif woohoo.gif


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Black_Terror
Posted: Apr 21 2004, 07:18 PM


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Yeah they were both good
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Jett
Posted: Apr 21 2004, 08:52 PM


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lol thats was a good one


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Guy15
Posted: Apr 22 2004, 02:37 PM


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Farbio
Posted: May 12 2004, 04:15 PM


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HAHAHAHA very good! I got one of those in my car! Its orange. I should do that to a cop once and see what he says.


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