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twinkle_eyes83 - January 3, 2006 08:52 PM (GMT)
>>>Mrs. Parks, a 6th grade science teacher, asked her class, "Which
human
>>>body
>>>part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one
answered
>>>until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be
asking
>>>6th
>>>graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they
will
>>>go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back
down.
>>>
>>>Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,"Which body part
>>>increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth
fell
>>>open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big
>>>trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
>>>"Anybody?"
>>>
>>>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body

>>>part
>>>that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
the
>>>eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
>>>Then she turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I
have!
>>>three things to say: "First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you
didn't
>>>read
>>>your homework. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY
>>>disappointed."

sharon - January 3, 2006 09:12 PM (GMT)
:laugh:

claire - January 3, 2006 09:33 PM (GMT)
rflmao

bored momma - January 4, 2006 12:31 AM (GMT)
Poor Mary how dissapointed she will be...


:haha:




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