a woman and a baby were in the doctor's examination room,waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned asked if the baby was breast or bottle fed. " breast fed" she replied. "well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. she did. he pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. motioning her to get dressed, he said, "no wonder this baby is underweight, you don't have any milk." " i know" she said " i'm his grandma, but i'm glad i came".