(maybe in your head, if you are
reading this at work!)

Ready... set... go...


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man
that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could
take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad
pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in
those jeans!
Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only
4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size
don't count??!!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to heck with your ego and to heck with all your
needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
multispeed!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

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