a bit rude but funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord,before i lay down to sleep, I pray for a man whos not creep, One whos handsome,smart and strong, One whos willy is thick and long, Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind, Knows whats to say when i ask "how bigs my behind?" And as i kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the bas***d you sent me instead