1) Let's watch Oprah!
2) Sex is overrated.
3) I want you to come first.
4) Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5) There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6) I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7) My hips are too big.
8) Is ''Mad About You'' on tonight?
9) Does this suit make me look fat?
10) I'll never get tired listening to Celina Dixon.