Grandma Doesn't Know Everything
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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother (Josie) for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when
he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that
called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one
is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth as Josie
always does.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk
and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!
It's called Bunk Beds!" " and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.