This game is based on the book If², by some authors that escape my mind. It's pretty simple.

I ask an "if" question and the next person answers with their answer and make up their own "if" question. Make sense?

So, here's my question...

If you were someone diagnosed with an illness that would kill you in 24 hours (there is no doubt) what would you do on your last day of living? Would you tell anyone about it?

Okay, so I kind of cheated with two questions, but that's okay. This isn't one of those "OMG you broke the rules" game.

Ooh. ^^

Answer:

Obviously, I can't know completely until such a day comes, but I think I'd tell my family and loved ones, yes, and make my peace with everyone and anyone in my life. I'd spend all the rest of the day with my family and dogs, scared out of my wits and completely honest. I'd hope no one would be heartbroken, I'm sure. xD

Question:

If you could have the ability to read people's minds, would you take it? ^^

Answer:
Yes, because then I could be cruel and mess with peoples mind and torture them undoubtfully; mwhahahahaahaha.

QUestion:
If Remus is alone in his bed thinking about Sirius and no one is around, does he make a moan?

Answer:

Lmao. xD Huh. ^^ Well, I guess that would depend on what kind of thoughts about Sirius he's having. Yup. =D

Question:

^^ So, if you had a choice of drowning, burning at the stake, or having heavy boulders piled on top of you until you were crushed, how would you rather go? xD Morbid, I know.

Answer:Yes becuase he is there to hear it.

Question: If you were a wood chuck would you chuck wood?

Ooh, spiffy game!! ^^

Whoops! Edit. Marco's too fast for me. :P

I was going to ask that question, but thought better of it. But I'll answer it. xD

Answer: No! Chucking wood is boring. And woodchucks don't chuck wood, anyway, so I really see no reason to. Unless I wanted to be revolutionary! Then I would chuck all the wood I pleased.

Question: If you suddenly spurted wings, out of nowhere (a painful process, I'm sure that would be o_O) would you call this gift a blessing or a curse?

Answer: Depends what kind o wings they are and if you could fly with them, if you could, the nyes.

Question: if a chicken had lips, could it whistle?

Ack! Three people answered JD's S/R question oO' Sorry, Mempy! I didn't even see your post! xD <33

So, to make up for that, I'll answer both.

Mempy!Answer: Huh. You know, all sound extremely painful and horribly tortuous. I think I'd pick drowning, because it would involve the least amount of bodily pain before I finally died. And burning... ack, I burned one tiny titchet of my skin with a hot glue gun once, and it hurt like crap. I would never want to burn to death. oO' Plus, boulders are dirty. Muddy. Ick.

JD!Answer: If the chicken had human-lips, it certainly could!

Question: If you were suddenly left all alone on the earth because eeeeeveryone else had died or gone away somewhere, what do you think you would end up doing first?

Answer: Take all the sex toys in the world for myself.

Question: If some super evil dude came and made you choose between your true love or your best friend what would you choose?

Answer: Seeing as I don't got no "true love" (in the popular connotation of the word =P) as of yet xD And since my best friend would be Mempy, I think I'd pick best friend, no question. ^^ Making people pick is stupid, though. oO' If I had my way, I think I'd kick the evil dude where the sun don't shine, pour kerosene on him, and set him on fire (ah, subtle references. <3). Or, I would be like Spider-man, and use my cool super powers to save my best friend and my true love. Nyah! =D

Question: If RAHN disappeared, OMG WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?!

Answer: Neither. Because I'm like that, and don't think that either would be a good choice. The other I didn't pick would probably end up being offended, mad, whatever at me, and it wouldn't be worth it. Especially when sooner or later, at some point we'd probably not be best friends/true loves anymore.

But... maybe that's not an answer. Because he made me choose, right? So I'd say best friends. Because friends before loves. I hate it when my friends ditch me for their girlfriend/boyfriend. Pft.

Question: If you had to pick to lose hearing, sight, touch, taste, or smell for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Edit: I'm too slow in typing xD Fuzzy beat me to it. I shall answer your question as well. If that's okay? o_O

Answer to Fuzzy's: I'd cry first, and then I'd die. Yeah.

Answer: Die.

Question: If I had pickle printed boxers, would you worship me?

EDIT:! answering Oxehs question. I'd pick smell cuz, I don't smell much.

Answer: No, because I don't think worshipping is a healthy practice. Unless it's worshipping Memps-dahl. xD <3 Or maybe I'd worship the boxers.. :huh:

Question: If you caught a good friend masturbating at a sleepover, what would your reaction be?

I'm answering Fuzzy's question, 'cause I can. xD

OMG weep ;-;

Answer:

Hm. Ask to join in? xD J/k. Be sort of curious as to why it couldn't wait. o.O

Question:

If your mom's life was at stake, would you "sell your soul" to the devil in order to save her? As in, become a minion of darkness and evil, with no chance of happiness?

Answer: Depends on the gender, if it was a guy friend of mine jacking off to a gay magazine, I would tackle and molest >3 mweheheh

Question: If you had the choice to be anyone you wanted for a day would you take it up and who would you be?

EDIT BECAUSE MEMPY IS FAST

Yes I would, because, evilness is cool, and I don't believe in happiness anymore, and I luff meh mom

*cackle* >3

Answer: Hm. Sure. I'd choose to be Fuzzy's next-door neighbor. *wink* xD

Question:

Honestly, if you could make people do whatever you wanted at will, how tempted would you be by your new-found powers? xD

Answer. No, I would not. Because only reason I see I'd do that is to understand where someone's coming from better, or to show that my life doesn't such as much as I make it out to be and yes, there are people worse off than me. But, I wouldn't still, because I shouldn't have to be someone else to realize such things.

Or... yeah. No, I wouldn't xD I thought I was changing my mind there, but nope. ^^

Question: If you had to pick between living with someone who constantly talks and not being able to talk yourself for the rest of your life, or living with someone who constantly talks and you not being able to talk ever for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Edit: Because I'm still too slow v_v Answering Mempy's question: I'd be tempted big time. I'd probably end up using them too. >_<;;

xD Will answer three questions, because both answered mine and the last one is how the game is played... And because I'm a slow poster. And because I feel like it, darnit.

Wait. /My/ next door neighbor? xDD -dies laughing-

Mempy!Answer: Wooah. My mom? ;_; Uhhh... If I were Spider-man, then no. xD But with just plain ol' Fuzzy, er... as long as I was a mortal minion of darkness and evil. None of this eternity crap for me ^^'

JD!Answer: Hm. I'm fine being myself, but for curiousity's sake I think I'd like to be a really, really fat man. Because then I would learn to appreciate my body a helluva lot better. (and I could eat lots of hot dogs without getting sick or full! :D)

Mempy!Answer2: Hmm. That's.. tricky. I'd be extremely tempted, of course, but it wouldn't really be fair or... fun if your could control everyone. oo' Might as well be playing with dolls. But I'm no saint, so of course I'd have a little fun. I think. oO'

Question: If you had the opportunity to travel to outer space, would you?

Editedit: -dies- XD Ok, Oxeh!Answer: Well, since you're giving no choice here.. -giggling fit- But I know what you mean. Um, I think I'd rather be the silent person. I like to learn things about people... as long as they're not annoying ^^ Plus I could express myself in others ways, eh?

This sure is a popular thread. XDDD

Answer: Uhh not really given a choice there

Question: If I had a pickle shirt, how much would you offer for it?

*lost* xDD

*pats all* ^^ You all done good, considering the.. extreme flow of questions. oO;

Answer:

Um? xD Well, that would depend, naturally. But if it were a plain ol' pickle shirt, I think I would offer very little, seeing as I could just ask my aunt to make one for me or buy one off e-bay, probably for less? xD Uhh... oo;

Question:

If you could change sexes, would you?

Answer: Holy shizznat NO.

Question: If you found fifty bucks lying around the street, then came across a homeless guy soon after.. what wouldya do?

Answer: Honestly, if that happened to me in that order, I'd probably give him the fifty. u_u

Question:

If you were an explorer up in the Alps, and your explorer crew got trapped by a blizzard... and a member of your team died because you ran out of food... would you make a fire and eat him/her?

Answer: o__o Tough decision. Eating other people is... icky. No, I don't think I would. I'd rather starve. -_- A fire sounds good, though. xD But I think I could stick through a blizzard. My question would be, what the heck am I doing up in the Alps anyway?

Question: If your house was suddenly hit by lightning and caught on fire, at this very moment, in the room you're sitting in right now, what would be the first thing you'd grab as you ran for the door?

Answer:
I would grab a bottle of water that's sitting on my desk and douse myself with it so I wouldn't get burned. Material things can be replaced, but saving yourself and loved ones comes first. ^^ `Besides sentimental things are always thoughts that count. In my opinion.

Question:
If you could change one thing you regretted, would you? And if yes, what? If no, why not?

Answer:

Well, me, no, I don't think I would. I may not feel like I have any huge mistakes/regrets on my shoulders that just seem like gaping holes in my past and were utterly pointless, that's true. But, I think we have mistakes for a reason, and I think we can't change them for a reason. I think you learn from every terrible thing you did/had done to you. How can you learn but through experience? And so I'm rather grateful for all the mistakes I've made, and don't regret them as much as others might, were they in my place.

Question:

If you became President/head of Parliament for a week, what would be the first three things you'd strive to do?

Good answer Mempy-dear, exactly what I was looking for. ^^

Answer
That's hard. I think I want to first legalize gay marriage because that's one of the things that I find wrong with the American system. And then, I'll probably keep abortion legal because I'm pro-choice. I don't know what else I want to do... maybe hold a party for all my RAHNites. ^^

Question
If your child was only allowed to read three books (just pretend this is real), what books would you have your child to read?

Omg d00d! xD *would join that party*

Awsh, well, I guess your satisfaction was twice as sweet, dear, since I was being honest. =3

Answer:

Oh, jeesh. Tough. Are we talking children's books, or any books, because s/he'll only have these three to read for the rest of his/her life? I guess the question is: What books, of all the glorious books in this world, would I think taught my child the most important/remarkable things? Well, I won't be able to answer that correctly, naturally, and never will, but umm... the Bible, Candide, and obviously the last would be a fantastic fantasy book full of wondrous magic and imagination. =)

Question:

If you could meet anyone from online in real life, who would it be? =3

Answer
That's hard... I want to meet all of you guys... Hmm, but I'm meeting Oxeh-love during the summer, so eee, yay! Hmmm, I think I want to meet Pocky-chan, because I haven't talked to her in a while and I miss her dearly. But I would love to meet anyone from RAHN. Because j00r all so cool. ^^

Question
If you were able to be fluent in any language other than the ones you know, what language would you choose?

Answer:

Um. Japanese, I think. ^^ Just because I aspire to live there for a while someday. At /least/ for a while. And because to read/write Japanese would mean no dubbed cazshit.

Question:

If when you died you became a guardian angel, and you could only choose one person to watch over for all his/her life, who would it be, and why?

Answer: My ex boyfriend. Reason? I get to stalk him >D mwahahahha

Question: If you had one wish what would it b e? (You can't wish for more wishes)

ANSWER: As selfish and uber stupid as this seems, money. Lotsa money. >) Cause then I could feed the world and effect the government and make the world a better place! ... And get my own computer. Yay!

QUESTION: If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be? (No danger in having it, they'd all be tame and nice and such. :D)

Answer: A hot guy. Mwahahahaha. *is a kinky bastard*

Question: If you had to choose 1 food to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?

Answer:

The crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

Question:

If you could teleport anywhere, where would be the /first/ place you'd go, do you think? ^^

Answer: Omg...uh um uh... CANADA! o.o just becuase.

Question: If I had a bunny would you steal it?

Answer:

Not unless it broke your heart. ;P

Question:

If you had a choice between Legolas or Aragorn, who would you do? If you don't know who those are, would you rather do Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

Answer: Pie? You step in it, of course =) Square pie, too. Heck, even hexagon pie! All good for feet-baths.

Question: If you were offered the ability to read one person's mind for the rest of your life, would you take up the offer? If so, who would you choose?

Ever-so-slightly off-topic: YAY ARAGORN! -waves club flag- =P

*gigglesnugsFuzzy* xD <3

Answer:

No, I'd hate to read anyone's mind, simply because I wouldn't want anyone to read mine. My thoughts are my own, and theirs are theirs, capice? =P

Question:

If you had to pick one curse word (ex. shit, damn, fuck, etc.) that you could say for the rest of your life, which would it be?