Title: Lame popsicle stick jokes
Description: o_o
_JD_ - April 27, 2005 12:00 AM (GMT)
Post lame popsicle jokes here
What's the most important thing you need when you go skateboarding?
Your skateboard.
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That was so lame xD
not_even_trying - May 16, 2005 10:27 PM (GMT)
I think I first heard this one from a popcicle stick:
" Where do cows go on the weekends?"
" the mooooovies"
Der. . . I used to love joke popcicles but I seem to have forgotten most of the jokes.
_JD_ - May 17, 2005 01:28 AM (GMT)
When's the best time to go to the dentis?
Two Thirty.
That was kinda funny.
Mempy - May 17, 2005 02:46 AM (GMT)
"Two thirty."
xD I didn't get it right away.
^^ But when I did, MUAHAHAHA! xD
Teh_Lippeh - May 17, 2005 03:18 AM (GMT)
I didn't get it at all until Mempy posted that she got it. xD
Dannee - May 17, 2005 03:33 AM (GMT)
Yeah, it took me a little while, too. xD
Radcliffe - May 17, 2005 05:29 AM (GMT)
Yep, me as well. ^^;
I heard this one in a really lame joke book: What happened to the cat when he jumped into the river? ........................ He got wet.
SO lame. xDDDDD
Teh_Lippeh - May 17, 2005 05:33 AM (GMT)
Ahahaha, that one rocks, luff. xDDDDDD
Here's a lame one... but it's not off a popsicle stick:
Eminem, Fat Joe, Nelly and Ice Cube are standing at the bus station. The bus comes, but the driver won't let them on. Why not?
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Because they didn't have 50 Cent. xDDDD
Radcliffe - May 17, 2005 05:35 AM (GMT)
XDDDDDDD Hahaha, that one was great. xDDD
Teh_Lippeh - May 17, 2005 05:36 AM (GMT)
Thank you. ^^ My English teacher told it to us. xD
Radcliffe - May 17, 2005 05:39 AM (GMT)
Really? That's so sad. xD Last year at my school the janitor wanted to become a teacher so he usedus for his practicum [sp?] and he was bad. Like, every pun imaginable somehow found its way out of his mouth... so sad. -wipes non-existent tear from eye and sighs- xDDD
Teh_Lippeh - May 17, 2005 05:42 AM (GMT)
Really? Rad.
Oh, so I'm not off topic. Here ya go:
Why was the Tomato blushing?
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Because he saw the salad dressing.
Radcliffe - May 17, 2005 05:46 AM (GMT)
Heheh.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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A nervous wreck. XD
Teh_Lippeh - May 17, 2005 05:47 AM (GMT)
-gaspgasp- I know that one. xD
How do you catch a squirrel?
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Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
Radcliffe - May 17, 2005 05:52 AM (GMT)
Gosh, these are so lame it's kinda funny. xP
One more before Draggy needs her sleepy. [And yes, I adressed myself like the third speaker. xD]
What's brown and sticky?
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A stick,
G'night folks. [Damn, QAF is on :o] You've been sweeeeellllll. xDDD
Teh_Lippeh - May 18, 2005 12:54 AM (GMT)
Ooo... dirtay squirrel jokes!
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
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To keep his nuts warm.
Radcliffe - May 18, 2005 02:08 AM (GMT)
Heheheh, you're so dirty, Lippeh. xD
-had to post this-
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
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Not everyone's been in a 747!
XDDD
Teh_Lippeh - May 18, 2005 02:13 AM (GMT)
Yes, yes, I'm a dirty girl. o.O SCANDALOUS!
I love that one!!! xDDDD
Why didn't the skeleton cross the street?
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Because he had no guts.
xDDDD
Dannee - May 18, 2005 03:10 AM (GMT)
My absolute favorite cheesy joke:
A man walks into a bar.
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Ouch.
xDDDDDD
Teh_Lippeh - May 18, 2005 03:33 AM (GMT)
xD Related to that one:
Two men walk into a bar.
For chrissake, the second one could have ducked.
Dannee - May 18, 2005 03:40 AM (GMT)
xDDDDD Nice one! xDDD I love these. And, possibly teh cheesiest, worst joke of all:
WHy did the turkey cross the street?
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'Cause the chicken was on vacation.
x-x; xD
Radcliffe - May 18, 2005 03:52 AM (GMT)
Hahahah!!one I love the bar ones. XDDD
Teh_Lippeh - May 18, 2005 03:55 AM (GMT)
Bar jokes rock. xDD
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
Teh_Lippeh - May 18, 2005 04:04 AM (GMT)
I know I'm sort of spamming, but I found another joke. o.O
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud