* Make a list of 15 statements about yourself.
* 5 of the 15 statements must be LIES
* Post your list and have people guess which five are lies!

1. I live In the city of sins
2. I have translated a song form German to english to japanese... and been complemented on the wonderful job.
3. I have been nearly raped
4. I have had a pet tortise
5. for a month of my life i lived in another country
6. I currently have over 25 gigs of porn....
7. I was buleimic
8. In real life I'm married with two children
9. I have taken LSD and smoken Pot
10. I have writen sexualy explicit stories for profit
11. I have writen over five hundread pages of hand writen text towards a story.
12. I've set a major body part on fire before
13. During boy socuts i was sleeping with another scout.
14. I have over 1,000 dvds
15. I have over 3,000 books

The lies shouldn be too hard to find I'd think.

Others join please? post your own fifteen!

Hey, I played this game in math class once. xD Let's see... I think you're lying about these:

(6) I currently have over 25 gigs of porn....
(8) In real life I'm married with two children
(9) I have taken LSD and smoken Pot
(12) I've set a major body part on fire before
(14) I have over 1,000 dvds

Um, wow. I need to get to know you better. -sweatdrop-

Zee list de Fuzzy:
I. My average in math class was at 100% once.
II. It once snowed in the middle of summer, where I live.
III. At the time of posting, I'm wearing pants that have a huge hole in the bottom. I have worn them in public a number of times.
IV. I have never seen a music video on TV.
V. I think corsets are sexy.
VI. I own a pair of orange underpants.
VII. I currently have a crush on a female friend of mine.
VIII. I fantasize thinking up and then committing the perfect muder.
IX. I enjoy going to school.
X. I have not gone swimming in three years.
XI. I have a deep-seated dislike of telephones.
XII. I secretly dream of someday playing the lead female role in a romance movie.
XIII. I adore the show Fairly Odd Parents.
XIV. I speak four languages fluently.
XV. I have seven siblings, and all of them are younger than me.

:D

I like this game. Cool idea. xD Um, since I don't know you, I'll just guess...

Yoshiki

3. I have been nearly raped
6. I currently have over 25 gigs of porn....
8. In real life I'm married with two children
10. I have writen sexualy explicit stories for profit
14. I have over 1,000 dvds

They're basically the same as Fuzzy's. xD

Fuzzy

III. At the time of posting, I'm wearing pants that have a huge hole in the bottom. I have worn them in public a number of times.
VII. I currently have a crush on a female friend of mine.
XI. I have a deep-seated dislike of telephones.
XII. I secretly dream of someday playing the lead female role in a romance movie.
XIV. I speak four languages fluently.

Clearly, there are some things even I don't know about Fuzzy... xD

My list:

1. I have brain damage.
2. I was once dared to cyber with a girl, and I did.
3. I own black lingerie. A lot.
4. I plan on backpacking through and living in Europe for three or more years when I'm out of college.
5. My mother was in the convent for five years.
6. I had a boyfriend once who gave me gifts. When my dad found out about Miles, he was angry.
7. Once, I fought with and competed against a friend for a boy.
8. I have been asked out by three girls.
9. Right now, on my body I have thirty chigger bites.
10. I threw up on my dad's head once.
11. If my mom decides to move to Arizona, I'm moving in with my dad.
12. All my life, I've been told by my teachers, "You don't listen well."
13. I've masturbated with a light bulb. ;D
14. I wash my face three times a day.
15. My mom's boyfriend has bought me brightly-colored underwear before.

Three out of five, Mempy! I'm impressed. :D

Hm. I think Mempy is lying aboot (yes, aboot!) -->

(1) I have brain damage.
(2) I was once dared to cyber with a girl, and I did.
(8) I have been asked out by three girls.
(11) If my mom decides to move to Arizona, I'm moving in with my dad.
(15) My mom's boyfriend has bought me brightly-colored underwear before.

This is difficult. oo;

Hmm. -ponders-

I'm going to randomly guess (and miserably fail) that Mempy's are:

1. I have brain damage.
2. I was once dared to cyber with a girl, and I did.
8. I have been asked out by three girls.
10. I threw up on my dad's head once.
15. My mom's boyfriend has bought me brightly-colored underwear before.

I'm probably wrong. xD

1. I was born in Australia.
2. Cowboy's butts make me nuts.
3. Right this very moment, my nose itches like there's no tomorrow.
4. I have thirty-three instant messages on my screen.
5. I chew on pen caps.
6. The only thing pink I own says, "I'm only wearing pink because my executioner's robe has blood on it".
7. I have a nipple piercing.
8. I plan on studying art after high school.
9. I think homosexuals are icky. GOD DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
10. I'm Wiccan.
11. I have trouble finding bras because they don't have my size at the stores I shop at.
12. I'm bald.
13. My mother reminds me of a fish 'cause her skin is all scaly.
14. I'm 16 and turn 17 in October.
15. I'm sitting in front of a computer right now.

Fuzzy, you have... *drumroll* ...two out of five. :D Hee! xD I was trying to post all the completely weird things about myself so no one would guess right, so two is actually good.

Ninja, you have... two out of five. ^^

Let's take a crack at Ninja's now. xD

Ninja

1. I was born in Australia.
4. I have thirty-three instant messages on my screen.
6. The only thing pink I own says, "I'm only wearing pink because my executioner's robe has blood on it".
9. I think homosexuals are icky. GOD DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
12. I'm bald.

Haha, I'm glad I didn't guess them all incorrectly. ;O And hey, that's the point of the game - to try and trick people into guessing the wrong thing. I think? ^^

Manda's pants are on fire! -sings in tattletale voice- -->

(6) The only thing pink I own says, "I'm only wearing pink because my executioner's robe has blood on it".
(7) I have a nipple piercing.
(9) I think homosexuals are icky. GOD DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
(10) I'm Wiccan.
(12) I'm bald.

Sorry Mempy, only two out of five. xD

And now I'm giving it another crack:

1. I have brain damage.
2. I was once dared to cyber with a girl, and I did.
5. My mother was in the convent for five years.
9. Right now, on my body I have thirty chigger bites.
12. All my life, I've been told by my teachers, "You don't listen well."


Edit: Ha, Fuzzy has three out of five. xD

Sorry Ninja, now you only have one out of five. xD

Hehe. ^^ I'd take another crack at both Fuzzy's and Ninja's, but I need to do something first. =3

(6) I currently have over 25 gigs of porn....
(8) In real life I'm married with two children
(9) I have taken LSD and smoken Pot
(12) I've set a major body part on fire before
(14) I have over 1,000 dvds – true

3. I have been nearly raped - true
6. I currently have over 25 gigs of porn....
8. In real life I'm married with two children
10. I have writen sexualy explicit stories for profit
14. I have over 1,000 dvds – true

Between you both you got all of them o_0

Memphy
1. I have brain damage.
5. My mother was in the convent for five years.

9. Right now, on my body I have thirty chigger bites.
10. I threw up on my dad's head once.

And 13. I've masturbated with a light bulb. ;D … if not… how was it?


Fuzzy

III IV VII VIII XIV

Ninja
1 5 6 10 and 14

No clue if i will get any right or wrong...

and if anyone cares to know the story behind my number 3... well i can tell it -_-

Sorry, you're up zero with those guesses. xD

Why is not owning pink so unbeliveable? I HATE pink. xDD

1. When my step-grandmother dies, I'm inheriting her house.
2. My first long-term roleplay was 90% cybering.
3. At age 7, I swallowed a 3-inch drill bit. (Y'know, the heads you put on those electric drills.)
4. I cannot sleep in the dark.
5. The first anime I ever watched was Pokemon.
6. I own all the Pokemon games for Gameboy.
7. I've dated more girls than boys.
8. I'm on birth control pills.
9. I've gone sky diving.
10. I own more Beanie Babies than I can count.
11. I love the taste of green olives.
12. I go to church every Sunday.
13. My computer is in my bedroom.
14. I love Cheers, the show.
15. I consider my cousin highly attractive.


I'm not even going to try at other people's because I'm horrible at picking out lies unless I'm seeing someone saying them.

okay, here's mine:

1.) I'm currently in nursing school.
2.) I am obessed with David Bowie.
3.)Only one of my parents are alive
4.) I work in a nursing home
5.) I'm Roman Catholic
6.) I am an athetist
7.) I live in the Midwest
8.) I only have one leg
9.} my favorite animal to have for a pet is a cat
10.) I have dark purple hair
11.) I'm a Virgo
12.)I hate cartoons, especially Disney movies
13.) I've met Rachael Leigh Cooke before
14.) I love classic television shows such as "Bewitched", "I Love Lucy", and "All in the Family."
15.} I am afraid of water

This is for Ninja:
(9) I think homosexuals are icky. GOD DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
8. I plan on studying art after high school.
7. I have a nipple piercing.
3. Right this very moment, my nose itches like there's no tomorrow.
12. I'm bald.

Ah Hell. I'm going for Dark's.

6, 8, 10, 12, 15.

Yoshiko - Cooool. 8) Wow, I can't believe you have more than 1,000 DVDs. And you got 3/5 for me! =D

My logic + reasoning skills are generally good; ergo, I'm probably a little closer than I was before. (Hopefully. xD) MEMPY!:

(1) I have brain damage.
(3)I own black lingerie. A lot.
(4) I plan on backpacking through and living in Europe for three or more years when I'm out of college.
(6) I had a boyfriend once who gave me gifts. When my dad found out about Miles, he was angry.
(8) I have been asked out by three girls.

MANDA!:

(2) Cowboy's butts make me nuts.
(7) I have a nipple piercing.
(9) I think homosexuals are icky. GOD DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
(12) I'm bald.
(13) My mother reminds me of a fish 'cause her skin is all scaly.

Gwah, I'm going to take a stab at Dark + Yami after I have a shower.

2- YES
7- YES
9- YES
12- YES
13- OUCH, so close.

xD

I'm not even going to attempt Yami and Dark, I have no idea. xD

I have 1,062 dvds as of yesterday.

Ninja... .your last lie is........... 4!

Manda - Aw, so close. Hm... I would say fifteen just for the heck of it, but... Ach, nevermind. Fifteen it is. =P If not, I don't have a clue. ^^

Yami - I know a few of yours are definitely true, but a lot of them I'm totally unsure of. So, here are my guesses:

(1) When my step-grandmother dies, I'm inheriting her house.
(4) I cannot sleep in the dark.
(7) I've dated more girls than boys.
(9) I've gone sky diving.
(11) I love the taste of green olives.

Hm, I really don't know Dark well enough to guess for him. oo;

Three out of five, Fuzzy.

1, 7, and 9 are lies.

mmmm dark is a bit easier for me since i know him too well. *smirks*

1.) I'm currently in nursing school.
2.) I am obessed with David Bowie.
3.)Only one of my parents are alive
4.) I work in a nursing home
5.) I'm Roman Catholic
6.) I am an athetist
7.) I live in the Midwest
8.) I only have one leg
9.} my favorite animal to have for a pet is a cat
10.) I have dark purple hair
11.) I'm a Virgo
12.)I hate cartoons, especially Disney movies
13.) I've met Rachael Leigh Cooke before
14.) I love classic television shows such as "Bewitched", "I Love Lucy", and "All in the Family."
15.} I am afraid of water

5,6,8,10,13

Ha, good job. xD That's right. I'm in front of a laptop. xD

Yami got four out of the five right, I told her which one over messenger, hee. ^^

That's fine, Fuzzy, I realize I'm quite err..quiet, I guess you could say, over RAHN. Maybe I should change that, hm?

Wes, you got three right, 6, 8 and 10 are lies.

are 11 and 15 the last two?

Both true, actually

12?

Manda - xD! I thought it would be something like that... How tricky of you. Heh, I don't trust my instinct enough.

Hm. Yami, I'll hazard a guess that numbers six and thirteen are also lies, though I doubt I'm correct in the least.

I would love to get to know you better, Dark, but of course it's your choice how open you want to be over RAHN. =)

I love cartoons, sometimes I wonder if I'm ever going to grow up, so that's actually true. ^^

6 and 13 are true, Fuzzy.

*giggle* Dark can't keep his lies and truths straight.

More lies….

1. I own over 12 pet’s at this moment
2. I have owned a snake.
3. I have written over seven hundred pages of text including computer based and pen and pencil text in several story arcs.
4. My favorite anime is Digimon
5. My mother has hated me since I was 1 day old because of my various illnesses.
6. I majored in Art History
7. I have played every final fantasy game made… including the Japanese ones before they were translated
8. I never rp my main story characters
9. I am taking the PPST test this summer… and am terrified of the reading portion
10. I know three languages fluently.
11. My older brother died in the womb… and my parents created a fictional life around him comparing me and my sister to “Thomas”
12. I have an old stuffed tiger form when I was first born
13. I own two gerbils… and one is named after the Japanese word for snow.
14. I have an armidilomon stuffy hanging form my comp table.
15. I have a drawer that if my homophobic parents looked in they would die.

Bonus question: I have been asked out by a first cousin… male… and considered it highly.

xD Fuzzy, you now have one out of five.

I'm lost now. So many people have said things that are way over my head this time of night. =D

Let's see... I feel like letting people guess some more on mine. Muah. ^^ But since everyone seems to think I'm not brain-damaged, I'll let you in on a little secret:

I'm not sure that I am. It's possible. Nay, probable. Because very few babies have survived, let alone fully recovered from, the two diseases I contracted when I was a toddler. (I contracted the first when I was at a daycare place, and the second when I was in the hospital being treated for the first. Everyone except my mom thought I was going to die. The diseases attack the spine and brain. So it's very possible I was brain-damaged. No-one knows. So we'll say I was, for the sake of this game. =D)

o__o CHEATER. It's not fair if you say something you don't know is true or not.

Plus brain damaged generally implies damage to the brain that is... er... detectable? I guess you can't tell online, but... >O!!!

Oh well. I'M GETTING IT RIGHT THIS TIME.

Seven. (Once, I fought with and competed against a friend for a boy.)
Eight. (I have been asked out by three girls.)
Ten. (I threw up on my dad's head once.)
Eleven. (If my mom decides to move to Arizona, I'm moving in with my dad.)
Twelve. (All my life, I've been told by my teachers, "You don't listen well.")

I'm still not totally sure on seven and twelve. And, y'know, if you don't wash your face three times a day, I wouldn't put it past you to know that you only wash it twice a day. x)

-squirmy- Waaah, I wanna know the answers. ~.~

Well, for years I believed it was true, so there! It's staying! xD

Eight. (I have been asked out by three girls.) Nope. Ever since I got asked out once, and went to Fuzzy feeling sad, I've tried to let females know I'm straight.
Ten. (I threw up on my dad's head once.) False. My brother's. =D
Eleven. (If my mom decides to move to Arizona, I'm moving in with my dad.) Well, if this is the future, I obviously can't know--but I definitely don't think I'll be staying in Cincinnati with my dad.

I'll try for Fuzzy's again. One minute. xD

=| Damn.

NINE AND TWELVE.

Wait. I meant five and fourteen.

What were my numbers again? xD Oh yeah.

9 IS FALSE. GOOD JOB, DEAR. xD <3<3

The insanity, oh... the insanity...

mempy... 6 or 13 are the last lies...

No, the last lie is fourteen. Unless... o__o;

Aw, psh. I give up. I'm going to bed.

DING DING DING! xD

The last lie is fourteen. xD ..Phew. I thought Fuzzy would act silly and try to guess forever. o__o I only have the commitment to wash my face two times a day, I think. ;D <3

No, I actually have masturbated with a light bulb, Yoshiki. If it didn't feel good, why would I do it? I did have a boyfriend named Miles once. I must have been seven or eight. He gave me cards and coupons! Ohhh. ^^

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BED, GOODNIGHT! xD <3

All right! xD LE FUZZY-POOKUMS:

II. It once snowed in the middle of summer, where I live.
VII. I currently have a crush on a female friend of mine.
VIII. I fantasize thinking up and then committing the perfect murder.
XII. I secretly dream of someday playing the lead female role in a romance movie.
XIV. I speak four languages fluently.

I have deduced that these are false. o__o Three items you told me were false. The other two, I HAVE DEDUCED! xD Tell me I'm not a mountain off, or I will have to start singing to you "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." Haha. Not that that's bad. I just want my deductive reasoning to be ship-shape, dinna ye ken? ^^

MY REASONING? =O11!!

II. It once snowed in the middle of summer, where I live. I know you live in Canada, but it can't stay that cold year round, can it?
VII. I currently have a crush on a female friend of mine. Somehow, I think you would have told me this.
VIII. I fantasize thinking up and then committing the perfect murder. We all wonder if we're cleverer than the average person, but I don't think you fantasize about murder. ^^
XII. I secretly dream of someday playing the lead female role in a romance movie. Hey, you don't seem to like "viewing a screen passively," so why would you want to act ON the screen? =)
XIV. I speak four languages fluently. Naaah. xD I know this about you.

I'm not guessing, I swear I'm not. But we've had it snow here, NS, in June. *dies*

Hmmm.... Fuzzy:

My average in math class was at 100% once.
I speak four languages fluently.
I currently have a crush on a female friend of mine.
I secretly dream of someday playing the lead female role in a romance movie.
I fantasize thinking up and then committing the perfect murder.

?

I need to know everyone here better! ^^;

Mempy, you threw up on your brother's head? xDD And I still applaud you for the lightbulb. I prefer a silky ribbon, but whatever gets you off. =D
Okay, shutting up and posting my own.

O I don't care that Coca Cola is really bad for me. I love it lykWHOA!
O I have a pet tortoise who is 27 and will outlive me, most likely.
O My hair is nearly down to my hips!
O I am related to someone who truly believes that breakfast cereal will germinate if he wishes hard enough. Into a donut tree. :rolleyes:
O I wish my boobs were bigger. Or just big.
O I'm listening to the Dresden Dolls as I write this list.
O My bedroom is violet, and I have a life-size cardboard cutout of Gandalf.
O I am attracted to Christopher Eccleston, from Dr. Who.
O I smoke.
O I spent six months of 2002 in a juvenile detention centre.
O I am actually a fairly decent poet.
O My family live in a jeweller's shop.
O I sometimes fantasise about being an only child.
O My favourite show is Joss Whedon's 'Firefly.'
O I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers. So much.