A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class, made a small white dot on the blackboard, and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Oh,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Dang if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
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The F-word and its many uses. :: This is hilarious! It's not so much the word itself but the way they present it. xD
*caution* Contains the F-word. Duh. It also says the F-word out loud, multiple times. So if parents, grandparents, or kids are nearby, I suggest either turning your speakers way down, or waiting until they leave the room. Not for people who don't enjoy hearing the F-word again and again. xD!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html