I've had so much fun with this tonight. xD

Edit: Whoops. Forgot to post the link! *turns three shades of pink* xD!

questionswap.com

Here's a few of my favorites:

On Sunday, March 05, 2006, you asked the following question:

Will you go out with me?

The following answer has just been sent to you:

Only if we can have hot sex afterwards. Actually i'd like to skip this whole fancy-schmancy "going out" just come over to my place!

On Sunday, March 05, 2006, you asked the following question:

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

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That is so easy. You must be an idiot (shh, I didn't say that). Okay, kid. Here's your answer to life, the universe, and everything: 42.

On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question:

Admit it. You frigging want sex, right?

The following answer has just been sent to you:

I fucking do.

On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question:

How do I know if I'm gay?

The following answer has just been sent to you:

You enjoy relationships with men. When you''re SOBER.

On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question:

I'm really stumped why you won't go out with me.

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For that specific reason. I don't date amputees, unless they have some kind of overwhelming quality in .. another department.

On Sunday, March 05, 2006, you asked the following question:

What are you REALLY going to do with all that junk inside that trunk?

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Probably sort it out into categories corresponding to it's colour. Then I will probably arrange the categories in the order of each item's value. Then perhaps take the junk to a swap meet. Or I could get get get you drunk.

AHAHAHHAHA. Great fun.

This provided me with amusement... It is so... addicting! Bwha.

Edit: I GOT MY REPLIES!

How will I die?

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One night you are working late at the office. Unbeknowst to you your monitor begins sparking, the wires are shredded due to the cockroaches feeding on the cheeto shreds that were lodged in there by one of your jackass coworkers. You stand up and walk to the break room for coffee. You see someone has left the cream on the counter next to the coffee. You decide that cream, unlike milk, doesn''t spoil, and you should just finish chug the rest of it because no one is around. The warm cream makes you tired, and you decide you should head home before you fall asleep at your desk. You return to your cubicle and turn off your work station, including your monitor. You begin the long drive home. It''s rained for days and you can''t remember driving in dry conditions. You nearly fall asleep at the wheel and decide to stop at a McDonalds for some coffee. The coffee is dangerously hot. You worry you may spill it on yourself, and burn your groin. You begin driving again, this time with loud music and the window cracked wide open. You arrive safely at your home. You slowly walk up your rickety stairs. They creek mercilessly under your weight. The rain has partially frozen, and your almost lose your step. You unlock your door and enter your home. Your wife is already asleep and she hangs tightly to a man shaped object in your bed. You approach closer and see that it''s merely your pillow. You attempt to not wake her when you get into the bed, but you do and she wraps her warm arm tightly around you. "I love you," she murmurs half asleep. A panther then pounces from your closet and murders you.

On Monday, March 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

What happens to all the women who die not having experienced an orgasm?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

They decompose in the ground.

On Monday, March 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

Does it really feel like taking a shit when you get butt raped?

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I hope I never find out.

On Monday, March 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

If God created man in his likeness... does God have a penis?

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On the sixth day, God created man, and man, ever the gentleman, returned the favor.

Depends on your religion, really. If you''re a Christian, Jew, or Muslim, then yes, God/Yaweh/Elohim/Allah has a penis.
If you''re just about anything else, then the answer is very likely to be a yes, as the gods of other religions tend to be much more anthropomorphized.
Especially that Vishnu. Did you know he has a constantly erect penis?

Hahahaha! Isn't it so addicting?

It is very addicting! Some people are no fun though... *pout*

On Monday, March 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

Why does my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Because boys only care about boobs.

On Monday, March 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

Why does my milkshake bring all the boy to the yard?

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Ah, the eternal question...

As the story goes..."Milkshake" has evolved from the ancient druid word "michskaka" which means, "The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for, They lose their minds, The way I wind, I think its time."


xDDDD

On Wednesday, March 08, 2006 you asked the following question;

Why doesn't a chicken bark?

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Same reason a tree doesn''t feather.

On Wednesday, March 08, 2006 you asked the following question;

Was Adolf Hitler gay?

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I don''t think so.I mean, he married his girlfriend Eva Braun just hours before he died, so that would have been kind of mean towards her if he was.

[I find this funny... because... well... come on, it's Hitler... why would he really care about being mean? :P]

On Wednesday, March 08, 2006 you asked the following question;

Why does everybody think about sex so much?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Cause it''s fun

On Wednesday, March 08, 2006 you asked the following question;

Why do bad things happen to good people?

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because good people do bad things