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 Lame popsicle stick jokes, o_o
_JD_
Posted: Apr 26 2005, 05:00 PM


You can't spell lubricant without 'Ican' ;D


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Post lame popsicle jokes here

What's the most important thing you need when you go skateboarding?

Your skateboard.
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That was so lame xD
not_even_trying
Posted: May 16 2005, 03:27 PM


Dance, Dance, Dance untill you Die!!!


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I think I first heard this one from a popcicle stick:

" Where do cows go on the weekends?"

" the mooooovies"

Der. . . I used to love joke popcicles but I seem to have forgotten most of the jokes.
_JD_
Posted: May 16 2005, 06:28 PM


You can't spell lubricant without 'Ican' ;D


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When's the best time to go to the dentis?

Two Thirty.

That was kinda funny.
Mempy
Posted: May 16 2005, 07:46 PM


hyper-sexercise mood


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"Two thirty."

xD I didn't get it right away.

^^ But when I did, MUAHAHAHA! xD
Teh_Lippeh
Posted: May 16 2005, 08:18 PM


Imma poke you... with my tentacle. <3


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I didn't get it at all until Mempy posted that she got it. xD
Dannee
Posted: May 16 2005, 08:33 PM


Lippeh's biggest fan. <3


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Yeah, it took me a little while, too. xD
Radcliffe
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:29 PM


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Yep, me as well. ^^;

I heard this one in a really lame joke book: What happened to the cat when he jumped into the river? ........................ He got wet.

SO lame. xDDDDD
Teh_Lippeh
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:33 PM


Imma poke you... with my tentacle. <3


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Ahahaha, that one rocks, luff. xDDDDDD


Here's a lame one... but it's not off a popsicle stick:

Eminem, Fat Joe, Nelly and Ice Cube are standing at the bus station. The bus comes, but the driver won't let them on. Why not?

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Because they didn't have 50 Cent. xDDDD
Radcliffe
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:35 PM


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XDDDDDDD Hahaha, that one was great. xDDD
Teh_Lippeh
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:36 PM


Imma poke you... with my tentacle. <3


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Thank you. ^^ My English teacher told it to us. xD
Radcliffe
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:39 PM


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Really? That's so sad. xD Last year at my school the janitor wanted to become a teacher so he usedus for his practicum [sp?] and he was bad. Like, every pun imaginable somehow found its way out of his mouth... so sad. -wipes non-existent tear from eye and sighs- xDDD
Teh_Lippeh
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:42 PM


Imma poke you... with my tentacle. <3


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Really? Rad.

Oh, so I'm not off topic. Here ya go:

Why was the Tomato blushing?

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Because he saw the salad dressing.
Radcliffe
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:46 PM


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Heheh.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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A nervous wreck. XD
Teh_Lippeh
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:47 PM


Imma poke you... with my tentacle. <3


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-gaspgasp- I know that one. xD

How do you catch a squirrel?

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Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
Radcliffe
Posted: May 16 2005, 10:52 PM


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Gosh, these are so lame it's kinda funny. xP

One more before Draggy needs her sleepy. [And yes, I adressed myself like the third speaker. xD]

What's brown and sticky?
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A stick,

G'night folks. [Damn, QAF is on ohmy.gif] You've been sweeeeellllll. xDDD


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