Have you heard my famous story? It starts in a couple of minutes. Beat. A long beat.

THE RACE WAR HAD BEGUN
MACHINES WERE BUILDING ROBOT BABIES TO REPLACE OTHER BABIES
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
THE END

Written by Space Ghost. Robots by ILM and Space Ghost. George Lucas by Space Ghost.

House lights up. People leave theater. Trash. Everywhere.

Zorak, you clean up the trash while I go rethread the projector. Later, Dennis.

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