Title: favorite simpsons quote
Teru-chan - January 2, 2005 12:29 AM (GMT)
this would have to be one of my favorites
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Apollo - January 2, 2005 01:10 AM (GMT)
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get."
Or my favourite
"D'oh!"
Plain and simple. =D
Teru-chan - January 2, 2005 01:21 AM (GMT)
i crack up every time i hear this one
Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
chief wiggum is such an idiot.lol!
vash leonheart - January 2, 2005 08:04 AM (GMT)
Bart:"Eat my shorts."
just classic. ^_^
Teru-chan - January 2, 2005 11:22 AM (GMT)
Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.
vash leonheart - January 2, 2005 10:42 PM (GMT)
Homer:Why you little!
Bart:ACHHACHACAHACAHAHCAHCH! ^_^
Lion - January 3, 2005 03:38 PM (GMT)
Homer: "Buffalo testicles!!"
Lisa: "No dad, those are apples"
vash leonheart - January 4, 2005 02:00 AM (GMT)
Homer:"Lingwo dead."
Lingwo:"Lingwo IS dead."
Majin_Videl - January 5, 2005 03:28 AM (GMT)
Ralph: "My cats breath smells like Cat Food"
or
Ralph: "Tastes like burning!"
Teru-chan - January 7, 2005 10:49 AM (GMT)
homer: hey! how come the dog gets to eat meat?!
marge: you wouldnt want what hes having, its mainly snouts and entrails.
homer: mmmmm...snouts.
suicidal_hamster - January 7, 2005 12:44 PM (GMT)
"if something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."-homer
or
"i didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anythhing!"-bart
Teru-chan - January 7, 2005 12:48 PM (GMT)
Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!