I know this may not count as Stories and Art, but it's text, and non anime so i thought it would do. hmm.... Maybe in Entertainment??? *shrugs*

I found this, and i thought that this would be hillarious to share with you all! ^^ Tell me what you think???



NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS.
Step-by-step with slide presentation.

2. TOILET PAPER ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.

3: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among panel of experts.

5. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.

6. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
PowerPoint presentation.

7. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.

8. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
WIFE.
Role playing.

9. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

10. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

11. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.
Individual counselors available. Whisky will be served.

.................. I wish my brother would learn that stuff.................... -_-

Your brother is as thick as a large building in the heat. And a hippopotamus. And a rhino. And a seven stone overweight panda.

Up yours, Christina who stole my boyfriend then decided he wasn't good enough and is after my brother. I think.

ooookkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy


Not exactly what i would expect in a reply to this sort of topic......... O.O;;

Sorry. I'll kill her for you.

It looks like I should be Teaching those Night classes...

That was so funny, I especially like the ones about toilet paper rolls growing on the holders. Very funny stuff :lol:

ps: isn't it strange how on this little board people manage to bump into each other that they know and have had dating history with from real life, like Poison and Rinoa, thats kinda odd.

o.o; Is this serious? Maybe I should attend that finding stuff may help me get my cd keys back x.x

I wouldn't want to go to school more than i already have to.