Its easy, you just put somthing into the vending machine, and then the next poster decides what you get.

Example:

Bob: I put 300 dollars in the vending machine.

Next Poster: You get a piece of paper saying thanks.

Then he says what he puts in.

Easy, Ill go first.....

I put 10 cents in the vending machine.

You get your grandfather back.

I put 1 whole dollar in the vending machine

you get 3 cups of tea, two cookies and a partridge in a pear tree


what do you expect for a buck?

I place $$60,000,000,000 in

You get a pictuture of me spending it.

I put Winnie The Pooh in the vending machine.

I was hoping for at least a cool 45. gun, or at least a Vash plushy (60 billion double dollars, I crack myself up =p)

You get bad Karma, or at the very least a sad donkey.

I will place 1 poker chip in this here machine

Heh, you get Casino: The DVD box set with all the extra footage not shown in theaters.........

I put in Michael Jackson.

You get a free coupon for plastic surgery. Use it wisely, dear boy.

I put in the cure for leprossy.

You get a piece of paper informing you that leprosy is incurable as long as bacteria exists and it will ALWAYS exist, and anyway leprosy is mostly contained among populations.

I put in a push up bra and a goldfish

You get You get Martha Stewart, and her new book on Fish Food.


I put in Yogi Bear.

the vending machine starts shaking and you receive your yogi bear's leg......*sniff sniff* poor yogi....

i put my pet hamster in the machine (she's probably chew it up, the vicious little thing, but let's see what happens...)

i got a years subscription to Vogue...

Shoves a Llama in the slot...

You recieve an illegal pirated copy of "The Emperor's New Groove". (Kick ass movie, honestly)

I put in an amputated leg.

the machine spits out Batman...

i put in the batmobile

*chokes out batman costume*

i put in my diary

You get a letter stating that Apollo is currently using your diary to blackmail you.

I put in an un-interesting movie worth $5.

You get free tickets to Star Wars Episode Three!! thestarwarsfightstsy

I put in a dust bunny from under my bed and a can of tuna fish

You get a life-long subscription for gerber baby products. :D

I put in the tooth I lost when I was 5. D:

You get the tooth fairy who is very angry that you didn't turn in that tooth for money when you lost it.

I put in fairy dust and my 17 page Northern European Archaeology research paper that I just finished.

The Vending machine Hums, then spits out a Blank DVD.

i put in my smelly shoe...

You get a new, unused sports car.

The miniature, toy kind you get in stores like Toys R Us.

I put in a rusty wrench.

you get out a vaccine for tetnus and a note warning you not to play with rusty metal objects.

I put in a small very annoying child, like the ones who are CONSTANTLY in my store and a cat o' nine tails that I just recently used on that child. MWAHAHAHA!

spits out a Harvard graduate...who then runs away screaming...

puts in a Leather Jacket...

You get a permit to walk on the forbidden grass.

I put in my camera.

Machine Spits out some naughty photos...

I put in The Rabies Vaccine...

It spits out a rabid racoon who flies in your face trying to attack you (just like that racoon in the episode of Family Guy where they have to go into witness protection in the south).

I put in a ficus tree and motor oil

The machine spits out a Molotov cocktail in a tropical fruit drink bottle.


I put in 2 dimes, 42 yen and this candy wrapper I just found in my sock.

the machine spits out a Bike Tyre, A Manga comic and a rotten mars bar...

i put in a handfull of lime...

the machine spits out a handful of lemons

i put in a pack of blood

The machine spits out candy

I put in a video game

the mach spits out a ghoul

i put in vomit

machine spits out a skunk

i put in catwoman

you get a free pass to alton towers!! yay!!! but there's a catch.... you have to be a cat to go....

i put in the dist bunny that emerald stole from me! (grrr, using dust bunnies.....i said it first!!!! *sulks in a corner*)

the machine spits out a penny XDDD

i put in a mouldy sandwich

machine spits out the crust and then burps.

i put in a mobile phone

machine spits out a massive phone bill...

puts in some Grass...

You get out a goat who is chewing on a tin can.

I put in a pair of swede boots I bought last year because they looked really cool but never wore because they don't go with any of the clothes I own.

spits out a pair of Gucci Knee High Boots...

I Put in A Lightsabre...

You get Yoda, who comes flying outta the machine kicking ass the way he does in "Attack of the Clones".

I put in the toaster oven thats has been in my trunk for like 2 years because my mom asked it I wanted it, and I did, but then realized I have no room in my kitchen for it.

spits out a Toaster Time machine...

I put in a Big Pile of rubble in...

You get Barney Rubble from the Flintstones.

I put in all the annoying people who come to this mall all the damn time. (Trust me, thats a lot of people).