This is some kind of fake scientific paper made from the topic in Personal by yugi1st. This may offend some people...somehow, but it's not meant to, so cool it...
This contains really random no-sense language, and hence may be unreadable, but that's the fun of it!
INVESTIGATION INTO THE AID OF YUGI1ST
Published by Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Amos CBE
Subject: yugi1st
Observed by: Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Tricky CBE
Professor Lady Dame High Chief Justice Death T-2 CBE
Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Amos CBE
Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice eagle2401 CBE
Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Bleudrgn 2010 CBE
1-PROBLEM
This was posted by the subject April 9th 2006 01:09 AM
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well can anybody give me some advice
well nobody notices me now its like i'm invisble can somebody give me some advice of how to get noticed plese!
ps:can you hurry before anybody forgets about me
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2-STUDY AND INVESTIGATION
Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Tricky CBE was the first to consult the subject, with this message:
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Like where?
At home? On the forum? At school?
Where? |
To which the response by the subject was:
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| everyewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Of course, the problem of communication was clear, and further information was needed. Professor Lady Dame High Chief Justice Death T-2 CBE presented this to the subject:
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Well, going out and committing a ton of crimes will get you noticed, though I ASSUME that you're talking about positive attention.
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To which the response was:
Once again, the subject was too blunt, and no path of action could yet be extracted. I soon entered the investigation, and interrogated the subject further:
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Well, first, not everybody has forgotten you. (I doubt your family has.)
Who do you want to notice you? The cool? The rich? The smart, poor, hapless, friendless, retarded?
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To which the response was:
Communication was becoming frighteningly poor, and, in an attempt to address the subject on the matter and extract a solution, Professor Lady Dame High Chief Justice Death T-2 CBE and I, along with the newly commissioned Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice eagle2401 CBE went for a last attempt at a breakthrough together. Professor Lady Dame High Chief Justice Death T-2 CBE started the process:
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| Your blind vagueness and lust for the superficial are worth note. I foretell that which you seek is that which you'll be denied. |
I quickly followed:
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DT2 has a point. You are getting addicted to this want/need for poularity. And, you're probably exagerrating.
1. Not everybody has forgotten you.
2. Not everybody likes/will like you.
Common well-known fact. |
With the point addressed, Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice eagle2401 CBE went for a final push for a satisfying response:
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| yeah, theres this one kid at school who h8s me. no idea y. and i have some advice......... BE FUNNY! works for me. nobody can pass a good laugh! |
The meeting then ended. Soon, the subject returned with this response:
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thanks its working everybody all of it is working so now im noticed
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
While this was joyous news, Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Bleudrgn 2010 CBE was commissioned with the task of addressing the problem of communication and presentation, in an effort to reduce risks of relapses:
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| QUOTE | | everyewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Well on the forum, you have really bad grammar and you present yourself pretty badly. Online, all we have to judge you on is your context, so I wouldn't use it badly.
As for other places, I really dunno. lol |
A final conclusion was presented before the subject by myself:
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| QUOTE | thanks its working everybody all of it is working so now im noticed
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I have come to the conclusion that this change has occoured not out of our advice, but you being yourself. You see, we were getting nowhere as your
| QUOTE | | blind vagueness and lust for the superficial |
prevented the presentation of any conclusion. While your spontaneous success is good news, co-operation is necessary when consulting others for advice.
This document was written and presented by Proffessor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Amos CBE
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It came with the response:
I then notified the subject of further publications:
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No need. A full paper shall be published shortly.
Problem solved, topic locked
-Locked- |
3-CONCLUSION
The main conclusion is that a subject may achieve goals, not by acting, but by being, as in being the subject’s definition of personal norm. A second conclusion derived from this investigation is that communication must be of a high standard if sufficient conclusions are to be derived by officials in a short space of time. Therefore it is necessary for the subject to provide a broad explanation of the problem before investigation can proceed.
4-SPECIAL THANKS
Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Tricky CBE-Who started the investigation.
Professor Lady Dame High Chief Justice Death T-2 CBE-Who addressed the issue of lack of vital communication.
Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice eagle2401 CBE-Who gave the vital message which gave us the breakthrough and result necessary for the completion of the investigation.
Professor Lord Sir High Chief Justice Bleudrgn 2010 CBE-Who addressed the issue of presentation and communication, and who helped derive the secondary conclusion.
yugi1st-For being a willing, honest and valuable subject, and providing knowledge that may help further investigations.
Peace out, dudes!