[COLOR=orange]hey guys

this is take two of australia wants to hump john mayer because we had a real good thing going on there until it was all rearranged.

JOHN WOO.

anyway ... im really excited and if you were part of the original aus/hump/JM thread back in the old days .... lets all get together and reunite and talk about john's lovely body !

I want to talk about johns body. What part are we gonna start with?

take your pick ... it is all too good to think of only just one

think of whats the first thing you notice on him ??

its the eyes for me ... or maybe the lips ... or the hair ... i dont know

you tell me ;)

His lips and his Hair. Nice

i will forever love john s lips...there sooo lucious

ohh guys.. i was so lost for two days, i had no idea what was going on... i missed this forum.. ohh well i want the other one back.. have so many messages to read
:(

hmm anyway yes.. this ok for the time been...

34 more days.. im so excited... john i cannot wait to kiss you... haha *sigh* (then faints)

hehe :P

haah ! hi amy!

i didnt know where you went for a while ! 34 DAYS! yeeeeeeeeew! im so so so so so excited....

im gonna kiss john too..... mmm .... his candy lips .... oh whoa .... B)

settle down jess ! oh dear god..... is it gettin hot in herre??

Ohhh. It's so good to be back! Hi guys! I was so lost for 2 days, I had no idea what the hell happen :angry: , I miss this forum, I miss talk about John with all of you guys, but I can't even sign in for 2 days, and I miss the chance to say Happy Birthday to Kendra ( so Ken, if you reading this, Happy birthday!)

Hi jess! so you're stop eathing chair and do the splinters now? Good for you! I'm so worried that you will not stop eathing chair everytime you see/hear John, but I'm glad you stop doing it! so, the concert is in 32 days, hah? geez...I wish I could be there, but you're not forget to do the screaming thing for me, aren't you jess? you know, the screaming thing and the stalking thing that we talk about in the old forum?

So...now we're talking about John's lovely body, hahh?Hmmm...yummy! I agree with you guys about the lips, the eyes and the hair, but even thought I haven't seen all part of his body, but I'm sure that every inch of his body is a wonderland!
but of course I'll be so happy if I have the chance to check it! Ohh I WISH! :rolleyes:

woooohoooo, so glad to be back! B)

thanks!! i'm glad you found us! ;)

Yeahh, nice to be back, it's feels like coming home after spent 2 days in sanatorium! :)

hahaha welcome back and i havent forgotten about me yelling ure " lia loves you !"

and i have stopped eating chairs but have moved onto oreos ... yum.

yes and australia still wants to hump john mayer (especially me) and they always will !

i freaked out too when i saw that the page wouldnt open ... i had quite a few heart palpatations.

although everyone ... i have broken my toe. it hurts... thanks for listening.

jessjohn, you have THEE biggest siggy i've ever seen. :blink:

Thanks ten times jess! :) Glad to know that you're still remember the screaming thing, and glad to know you move from eathing chair to eathing oreo, believe me, oreo taste more delicious than chair! sorry for the toe, just think about John and stop doing the splinters thing, then you'll be Okay! ;)

That picture..uhhh..hehehhe give me ideas :lol:

yes the pic is massive ... but its so worth it scrolling down and getting to see the WHOLE thing.

yes oreos are tasty .... but chairs taste like chicken. right gary?

ill always remember to scream lia loves you .... its written on my hand !

anyway thanks for making my thread a bit popular with the replies. hahaha. and i just read somehwere that john prefers brunettes so the expression on my face right now is : :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

thats it he better have an entourage or bodyguards when he gets to sydney. i wont be able to control myself.

Ohh jess, you written it on your hand? :o that's so sweet, thanks!
so...you brunettes, hah? I think I should Warn John b4 he came to sydney, and call the entire sydney police to watch him over for a brunettes girl name jess b/c she might do something nasty to my John*sigh* ;)

even if you said that chair taste like chiken, I still don't even want to start eathing chair, I stick to oreo! B)

hahahahahaha you make me laugh .... but he will only be your john until april 17 ... hehehehe. he is ALL our john.

yes oreos are the better alternative. but seriously ..... he really should watch out for a brunette called jess because he will be sexually assaulted! . hahahaha, woops!

JOHN LIKES BRUNETTES!!

YES YES YES!

well not only will i be locked up in an interview room trying to seduce him... i also have brown hair on my side!! haha

god i really do sound pathetic!

oh well... 32 more days till i can kiss him!!

not long to go now guys!!

Sorry jess, he IS my John :P (at least until April 17, ohh well...)

Ohh sweet Lord, you and Amy will be in the same room with him and interview him? Ohh mann...how can you guys could be that lucky? :o

You're going to do a sexual assaulted to my John? ohh mannn...Now, I better call both Sydney police department and the SWAT team to warn them about you two nasty girls! Ohh I wish I could kiss him too! :angry:

Now, I'm thinking to dye my hair too, or maybe I should tell John that dark hair girl is a lovely as brunnettes, ohh well...at least I have 32 days to change his mind!

hahaha your so funny.

no im not in the interview room with him ... only amy is ... although i will be able to break in and sexual assault away! yes you might just have to call the SWAT and sydney police (im thinking of johns safety) because he's going down ! literally! hahahahaha i joke i joke.

not about the stalking part though!

yes maybe you will have to dye your hair.............BLONDE!.... coz no way are you gettin my john!

ok 31 more days..

i had the BEST dream last night ever... it was totally awesome.. yes it was about John and i.. haha.. omg i cant get it out of my head..
basically.. i met him.. after his concert.. and then he just kept following me around... *blush*.. and then we attended this concert together.. and he told me to pretend that i was his girlfriend.. and everyone was jealous.. haha.. and in my dream it was so much fun... like it felt so real... anyway.. i remember hugging him.. and it was just THE BEST.. so yeah.. but he kept calling me and so on, wanting to see me, before he left sydney.. and then at that point i woke up....

WITH A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE!!

it was the best dream ever... and SO UNREALISTIC at the same time...

ohhh but it made me have the best day today... i woke up and told my mum about it.. and she thinks im so sad....

have u guys had any dreams about him???

I once dreamed that I woke up and put on the tv and there was a live John Mayer concert so I rushed to find a video to put in and tape it ... and there was a really cool catchy song being performed by him and the lyrics were on screen ... of course I woke up and forgot the song totally ... otherwise I'd be working it out and releasing it myself ... bummer.

(Though Stevie Ray Vaughan claimed to have dreamed of having guitar lessons from Jimi Hendrix where he would learn "secret chords" and such, and forget them when he woke up, so maybe I'm on the right track?)

that's totally crazy. and it reminds me of that old 'mad about you' episode where paul has a dream about a brand new math formula, which he forgets when he wakes up :P but then, i'm a big nerd...

i haven't had a john mayer dream yet :( frankly, the only celebrity dream i've had that i can remember consisted of aj from the backstreet boys wearing a pink tutu :lol:

so jess..You're Not in the interview room with him? Thaks God! :rolleyes: he..hee..hee... now I'm a little bit relief, but I better watch out for Amy too b/c she might doing something nasty to my John, especially after she had those dream!

Hey jess, have u had any dreams about him??? I have! and it's so unbelivable, I mean, in my dream I WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND and what we're doing all that long is just watch TV, and I'm so exciting everytime his video appears on Tv, I was like ohh sweetheart that's you! and he just looked at me in a strange way, and I remember that I keep followed him around, I don't want to let him go, I just keep kissing him and hug him, it's so embarrasing! but I woke up WITH A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE!!

when I told my friend about it, they think I'm pathetic, They said: Ohh Lee...grow up! you're not 16 anymore. Stop adoring that guy, you can never have him! Ohh well...they can never understand!

Hey jess, u already have a plan for that stalking thing? are you going to do it with Amy?

No way, I will dye my hair Blonde, I guess I have to find another way to get my John back! so you better watch out jess! ;) btw, is nice talking to you, you're fun! B)

hehe... hi lee!
no i dont think ill be stalking John.. rather just trying to inconspicoulsy seduce him.. haha thats if i dont turn white and faint, at the sight of him...
hope his as cool as he was in my dream... if not cooler!!

i cant wait!!

wouldnt it be cool, if he fell in love with me?? haha should i be allowed to share that thought?? hehe, AS IF it owuld ever happen, ill meet him right, and ill forget a minute of it.. and he'll just walk away and ill just be another face to him... ohh thats a sad thought... maybe some of my seducing.. will prove otherwise!!

omg *smack*....

hmmm i want to sleep right now, instead of TRYING to do an english essay... its sooo hard :angry:
i want to dream about John... hmmm ;)

ok fix up a typo... its actually meant to say..

*NEVER forget a minute of it* ----> as if i could ever forget the hour or so i have to stare at him... be breathing in the same breath as him... omg... thats so amazing...

Hi Amy! too bad you're not going to do the stalking thing with jess. I guess she has to do it on her own. Well I hope you don't turn white and faint, at the sight of him...and hope his as cool as he was in your dream. Yeahh...I think it would be cool if he's fell in love with you or Me*sight* ;) (and not with jess, coz she's brunettes, ha..haa..haa)of course you're allowed to share that thought, I'm open to anything! yeah, it's sad though if we're just be another face to him, but hey looked at the bright side, at least you'll have a chance to interview him, breath the same air with him, and spend a quality time with him, while me I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen! :(

btw, how you get a chance to interview him? did ya win a contest or something?take a pic with him a share it with me ok? and tell me all about the interview thing too, if you don't mind.

Have a good night sleep ( it still 7 o'clock in the afternon here in my country) hope you dream about John, and good luck with your english essay! nighty night my fellow mayer lover!

lee ! ( and whoever thinks im funny)

yes i have had a dream about him ... and it was goooooooooood..... i dreamt that i was walking through a new york street and he was walking down towards me with groceries in his arms.... and so i stopped him and i said something corny like: i wish i was your groceries.... and he dropped them and started kissing
me and suddenly we were back at his place and he did that thing in your body is a wonderland clip and you know when he is playing with her hair on the bed and he moves up closer to her .... and then it ended .... but it made my week. it was so realistic too! hahaha.

yes i will stalk him and i am disappointed to find that amy isnt going to aswell.... but she will do some part of my stalking by telling john that "jess loves him" ... right ames? hehehe.

i thanked my ancestors today for if they werent here and they didnt start the gazillon kids in my family then john wouldnt have a sydney based stalker...

p.s. your hair would look great blonde ! ;) :D

but for serious now .................... he is mine. hehehehe. na we can share , maybe .... for a reasonable price.... i want his top half .... hehehehe.

p.p.s. your fun to talk to too. and if you havent figured it out by now ... the thread title .... in the title "australia" actually means "jess holton".... hahaha. im stalkerlicious.

Ohh jess, i wish i was your groceries? that's soo funny, Ohh man you have the coolest dream ever!

I wonder why in all our dream (you, me and amy) there's always a kissing and hugging part (ohh man it is our mind really that dirty?).

NO I looked like an alien if my hair were Blonde! :angry: I will try to convince John that dark hair girl is so much better than brunettes or blonde, he..he..hee. ;)

so what's the plan for the stalking thing, you stalkerlicious, are u going to start stalking him the minute he got off of the plane? Hey do you think Amy will mind if I ask her to say to John "Lia loves you, and she wanna have your baby and she wil not run if you say you don't have a condum"(remember that quotes? ) ha..ha..ha just kidding! About the sharing thing, are you sure you just want his top half ? Me, I want all part of him but I don't mind to share him with you (more ppl more fun, right?) hey i didn't know if the thread title .... in the title "australia" actually means "jess holton", thanks for the info! Ohh man i had so much fun talking with you, amy and all my fellow mayer lovers, you guys are the BEST!

hey guys!! it now officially .. u ready for it... A MONTH TODAY [FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=purple] till John is sitting next to me!!

oh my god!!

haha jess your dream sounds so cool... i dream of the day when a guy does that whole 'your body is a wonderland' thing with me... *sigh*

and yeah... i didnt dream about him last night :( i tried so hard to though... maybe thats why!!?? haha... and yes lee, my english essay has made no progress.. stupid HSC i hate it!

hmmm ok Lee... ill tell u how i got to be able to meet him...
my parents won a trip on a camp with a radio station.. Nova 96.9.. anyway all the Dj's from the station were there.. so my mum got talking to one of the Dj's his names Rabitt.. anyway... she told him how much i Love John mayer ect ect... and he said he was interviewing him when he comes out in april... then he called me and asked me if i would like to be in the studio when his there.... so thats how it came about...

where are u from lee?? what country??

yes ill tell him anything.. and get heaps of photos... TRUST ME!!

hahaha soooooooo excited!!! :P :P :P

Hi Amy! you must be sooo happy coz in a month you'll be sitting next to the hottest guy on earth! ohh man I wish I could be there too!

Your mom is sooo cool, I wish my mom as cool as yours, she doesn't even care that I like John, all she say to me is : you're 26 now( yes, I'm really that old! <_< ), find a real guy! ohh well...she could never understand! so, beside u is there any john's fans that willl be in the studio? if they ever need another john's fans to be there, you can count me in and I will flight to aussie right away, he..hee,hee...I'll do anything for john. PLEASE[COLOR=red]1000x tell him that I love him, that I wanna have his baby, and i want to spend the rest of my life with him, ohh no now I sounds really pathetic! No, just tell him i love him Ok! and tell him that i wish he could have a concert in my country. I lived in Indonesia, you know, that small country near Aussie? John is not very popular here, i don't know why ppl here prefer listening to Linkin Park, josh groban or all that cute singer from Uk, the last international artist that held a concert here is Korn and Mariah Carey, i don't know if john ever want to came here! ohh well....

Is there a chance I can ask for his signature? tell me if i'm asking too much Ok? sorry about your english essay! And yess jess has a coolest dream!

i know u will tell him anything.. and get heaps of photos... I TRUST U Amy!! B) Thanks a million times!

LADIES !

i am so excited .... amy i can not describe the absolute JEALOUSY IM FEELING RIGHT NOW !

hahaha but i am so happy for you .... photos must be-a-flowing and so does that mean that your meeting him on the 16th of april ? oh ill be taping it off the radio! remember what you have to tell him! thanks for the feedback on my dream.... hehehe i think im cool now!

i long for the day someone sings me a "your body is a wonderland" kinda tune.

now the forum is back ill keep on posting about australia wants to hump john mayer back there!

Hello there miss Jessics Holton and my others Funky-Foursome mates! B)

We're back in the temp forum again! how are you gals doin? fine I hope! Me, I feel sooo horrible, I read Kendra's experience and others girls experience in the official forum yesterday, about how they met john, about how wonderful it is to be in his concert, and after reading all that stuff, I started to cry coz I realize that I might never had a chance to meet john or even to watch his concert! I feel sorry for my self and I can't stop crying :huh: ohh well... at least my funy-foursome friends are more lucky than me. soo jess, amy and belinda, I wish you have a great time in his concert on April 17th and I wish you all can meet him in person!

and jess honey, thanks for asking about my vacation, and amy sweetie, thanks for missing me, and belinda, where the hell are u dear? we miss u here!

Good luck with all your exam, essay, test, homework, and all others stuff in school!

please dont leave me alone here! this old lady miss all her funky-foursome friends!

Why is no one here??

It's kinda depressing!!

I don't like being alone!

And when I'll leave to go to bed, ALL of you will come on and have loads of fun without me :huh: Where are you guys?

hi girls!

damn... i dont like this forum much.. its too foreign!!

hi lee... nice to see you are back :)

Jess.. you are in sydney today! haha yay! in the best city of the world! trust me! nothing so far compares to my beloved sydney! (emphasis on the word.. MY) haha

oh girls i go for my licence tommorrow... im sooooo nervous!! im so NOT going to pass... ohhhh... :(

oh i want april 17th to hurry up and knock on my door... and ill open it up and ill see my beloved John standing in front of me... and then ill kiss him... hmmmm *slaps myself*

i want you john... 'im tired of being alone.... so HURRY UP AND GET HERE!!"

bel how are ur exams going??

ive got tutoring tonight... damn... BORING (zzzzzzzzz!)
-_- <----- that will be my expression...


keep it real lovelies!

24 more days...till im in heaven...

Hi ames!

Yeahh, I dont like this temp forum too! :(

I'm 100% sure that you will pass the test and you going to get your licence tomorrow. TRUST ME! ;)

So, jess will be in your beloved Sydney today, hahh? I hope the two of you can meet, and jess hope u have great time at Incubus concert! :) and at sydney too!

24 days to go! Kiss him for me too, ok ames!

Yeahh, I want John too <_< Ohh well...

Good luck with the tutoring tonight! (You'right it's boring!) hope you have good time and have fun AFTER the tutoring! and remember you'll be in heaven in the next 24 days, so cheer up! :rolleyes:

Keep it real!

hahaha aww lil lee ... all by herself ... sorry i wasnt there when u needed me or us ... do not worry ... john will go to your country i know it.... if not just blame it all on fate haha thats what i do

syyydddnneeeyyy how i love you !

sydney was the highlight of my week apart from you girlies... i went to st mary's cathedral and i pretended i was part of looking for alibrandi ... then we went to this war memorial and saw an aboriginal protest about that redfern thing i then we jetted off to the quay and stopped in fcuk which i think is a great store but you must have to be 90% evil or you arent hired in there!

lets make it OUR sydney ..... i used to live there you know! i only just moved up here five years ago .... its so not home to me .... never will be.

thanks for the good wishes for incubus ... ill have a bangin time i cant wait. 2 more days now !

yes good luck with driving test ames ... you will pass i wanna see that P! HEHEHEHE.

and i would like to add that im excited for JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i was listening to the radio on the bus this mornin and he came on and i made everyone be quiet until he was finished ... and they did! it was grouse.

keep it real ladies!

Hi jesssss! B)

Nice to hear from u again!

Yeahh, if john never come to my country just blame it all on fate, hahh? yeahh, I couldnt agree with u more! :( I hate living in this small country far from all the excitement in the world!

jess, I'm happy to hear that u had a great time in sydney, look like u having fun there! the story about that store is sooo funny!

Hey, which john's song that u hear on the bus? and how u can make all that ppl quiet until he was finished ? (tell me that u're not eathing any chair or do the splinters things to make them quiet!)

2 more until the incubus concert and 24 more days until our God concert, ohh lucky you! I can not describe the absolute JEALOUSY I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW ! :(

I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!
Can someone please send him here!

HOPE U HAVE A GREAT TIME IN SYDNEY! KEEP IT REAL!

2 more til incubus lee lee ... i just taped it last nite on rove live (u know what that is? talk show in aust.) and i watched it then and it was amazing ... i can not wait another second!

yes i want john too ... we all do .,... but amy is the only one who will get him! hehehe. this is my third try at reply and my comp keeps stuffin up... im a second away from throwing it out the window onto a chair that i havent been eating to make people stop on the bus. hehehehe.

your body is a wonderland lee.......................




well it is ... but thats the song that came on , on the bus and i made everyone stop because it was when people were gettin off and i yelled QUIET! ITS JOHN!
and they all stopped and waited til it was over althou the bus driver wasnt too happy bout it ! hehehehe.

keep it real.

Hi miss Holton! :D

HAAAAAAHAAAAA, YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS! :D ohh mann, you actually yelled to all those ppl? I was wondering, did they stopped and waited til it was over because they likes the song or because they afraid of you?


What a coincidence! last night I watched Incubus too, well, it's actually a re-run of the diary of Incubus on MTV, but I'm soo excited when I seen it because I remember how much u really like them! (and also because I can see Brandon naked, well it been censored but at least u can see his abs, ohh what a nice abs he got there! ehmmm...wonder if john has a nice abs too!)

Yeahh, amy is the only one who will get him! I wish we can steal him away from her ;)

but jess, u still have a chance to meet him, u read how Kendra got a chance to meet him, take a pic with him, and even touch him, while she waited outside the venue (after she's waiting for almost 1 and a half hour, of course)so, I think u can do that too! (but only if u want to, of course) if heaven all we want it to be, I will send my pray care of April 17th and hope that u're not only see his concert but u can actually meet him too! :rolleyes: hey u still want to stalk him?

Stupid computer, hahh? mine too, it wouldnt download any pics yesterday!

Enjoy the Incubus concert! I'm sure u will have a great, great, great time there!

KEEP IT REAL !

PS : Where's Belinda?